I probably hadn’t noticed because nothing lasts deep into winter here, except maybe cabbages and kale.  

How can you not list the grocery store staple, fall blooming chrysanthemums?

If I tried this:

I eat Spam lite because I don’t need the sodium and the regular spam is too fatty and salty for me.

“Well Mr./Miss Flight Attendant, how about this: If this seat is acceptable, you sit in it and I’ll sit in yours.”

It’d be pretty funny if the NASA probe could’ve had a “waste liquid leak” that landed on the crashed Russian lander.

Are there really that many houses left in Florda that haven’t been built to higher hurricane standards? I don’t see any joist reinforcements, tie-downs, anchors or other things that I would have thought would be standard building/construction code code requirements for at least 20+ years.

No wonder insurance companies…

Slow your roll there, grumpy. I was simply answering the question about why people chose to use self checkout.

Are you mad that I’m hyping my checking skillz, or that I talked about unions and pay?

I put myself through college as a grocery checker, back in the day when we had a union and had to do stuff like memorize produce codes and had scanning time quotas and bonuses. I prefer self-checkout because I’m faster and more accurate and I actually pay attention when that buy 2/get 1 free promotion isn’t applied.

A hearse is a wagon, right? If not a station wagon, then it’s at least a ‘meat wagon.’

Aw I missed another good poll.

Here’s what I would have entered; unfortunately only one vehicle fits into the budget.

The response:

Let’s hope they don’t forget the inexhaustible labor force of robots this time.

You are, Steve. “Overzealous staffer” is a bullshit, pass-the-buck blame shift.

Thoughts and Prayers, Florida. Polish up those bootstraps, I hope they’re at least 11 feet long to keep you above the storm surge.

(J/K, I know we’ll bail out the entire state, again; and they’ll be bragging about their resiliency and self-sufficiency, again.)

 At first I thought the main image was some sort of salami or sausage, which I think would be an excellent application of meatless meat.  I imagine it exists, but I’ve never seen it.  

Donny Donny who can you turn to?
Bail bondsmen want collateral to hold on to
You think you’ll beat these charges like before
Had to sell Mar-A-Lago, you’re nailed to the wall

Can we all please refer to him by his proper moniker from now on: Inmate No. P01135809.