Preferably all at once. 

Henceforth and forthwith I do hereby declare that this individual shall only be referred to as “Inmate No. P01135809" from now into perpetuity.  

I said “hereby declare” so that makes it official and binding.

Stops at size 40 waist. Not for your average ‘Murrican.

Stops at size 40 waist. Not for your average ‘Murrican.

Fatty Krueger.

Boston Market has been in trouble for a long time; the quality of their food today is about the same as On Cor frozen trays.

They should have called them Super Moreos.

Looks like someone chopped the roofline on an AMC.

Man, if the US would allow their import and sale, I would gladly pay $1-2K for a car with 75 mile range as a grocery getter/errand runner. I’d most likely even give up one of my two standard cars my family has to run right now.

“See it at Dell”
*click*

I’ll believe it when I see it.  Bungie has been making (and breaking) promises for ages.  I’ll not fall for shiny beads and shallow flattery again.  

https://www.qdoba.com/media/shrimp-is-back

Don’t forget that Lenny Kravitz was in Zoolander with Cuba Gooding Jr., who was in A few Good Men with...Kevin Bacon.  

except that nowadays, the “n” in “eleven” is the only lowercase letter.

Texans standing in a field near the tracks as a 200 mph train approaches:

Cortana on xbox was the best.  It integrated seamlessly with my cable box for no-remote voice control of channels, volume and other settings.  

Anything that promises easy fuel saving or other easy benefits. Especially if it’s “install it yourself.”

Unfortunately I am not handy; I’m the type that’s likely to electrocute himself flipping on a light switch; forget about putting in USB outlets.

Before I bought a house, I used to LOVE watching home improvement shows so I could see all the awesome things I was going to do when I owned a house.

I did the best with what I have (MS Paint).

I’d order a couple for a quick drive-through option.  Now all Burger King has to do is actually put the items I’ve ordered into the bag they hand me. Quality control (at least in the couple of locations near me) has suffered greatly in the last couple of years.