Will never happen as long as the tracks they run on are owned by the railroads and the freight gets priority.  

Thank you for giving me an outlet for my own batshit insanity.

A good place to hide things like the those annoying electronic beepers/sound generators is behind an outlet plate, up inside a light fixture cover or if you can get to it, inside window trim.

The black Nissan Altima with limo tint, and duckt tape holding up the front body panels, and expired tags, that the neighbor semi-permanently parks on the street in front of my property so the street sweeper has to go around it and my curb never gets cleaned. He mainly uses it for hotboxing.

There’s two entire Dakotas where folks could move to and have almost zero impact on terkin’ other people’s jerbs.

Android users tend to be less susceptible to bullshit than Apple fans, and tend to not believe in ridiculous thngs like ghosts or $130 Thunderbolt cables.

Just in time for winter, a whole spate of convertibles!

I guess if you’re the type who buys snow shovels in spring, it makes sense to buy off-season to save some money, or in the case of the Mini or some of the other cars, to have all winter to work on diagnostics and repairs.

☑ A single six-foot long wiper blade that will only clear 50% of the windshield.

That reminds me; CD changers. I had a Kenwood deck with integral controls for a 10-disc changer in the trunk, similar to this.

My trick is to add some Open Pit barbecue sauce to the pan before you bake it, while it’s still frozen.

I either make a roast chicken a few days before thanksgiving and use the drippings/boiled leftovers for stock, or I filch some of the turkey drippings that I normally use for gravy to supplement the stock.

Or save another $140 and buy refurbished (today only) for $159:

It’ll still look like a fridge; just a Samsung bespoke fridge.

Whenever I get the itch for a McRib (about once a year, and it’s never when they’re actually available), I just make my own with some slivered onions, the cheapest white roll I can find, Heinz Hamburger Dill Pickles, and these:

They’ll get all the vaccination confirmation they need when the nanobot 5G signal alerts the metal detectors of your Marburg virus zombie status.

Let’s see how that’s going...oh my.

I also get free GrubHub+ with my Prime membership, which saves me up to $7-10 in fees per order.  

These are the same kind of people who take wet clothes out of the big washer at the laundromat and dump them on the floor if they’re left for more than a minute after the cycle ends. “I shouldn’t have to be inconvenienced for a single moment if you’re not going to pay attention! Next time just use 2-3 of the regular…