wirelessjoe
Gin and Panic
wirelessjoe

Are you able to read all the comments yet? I bet they can’t either since Kinja collapsed. Herbs are trying to kill comments, not celebrate them.

Ah, the old “Amazing world of Gumball” gambit.

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But then I couldn’t use any of these classics anymore.

Don’t even get me started on hot “dogs.”

COVID relief funds and infrastructure grants.

“He voted away my healthcare, but at least his tie and socks matched.”

This tape measure can remember as many measurements as you can write down (how small can you write?) and is $6.99. Plus, it’s a level!

They could use these, but then they might not be available if a peaceful human rights protest broke out at the same time.

I probably hadn’t noticed because nothing lasts deep into winter here, except maybe cabbages and kale.  

How can you not list the grocery store staple, fall blooming chrysanthemums?

If I tried this:

I eat Spam lite because I don’t need the sodium and the regular spam is too fatty and salty for me.

“Well Mr./Miss Flight Attendant, how about this: If this seat is acceptable, you sit in it and I’ll sit in yours.”

It’d be pretty funny if the NASA probe could’ve had a “waste liquid leak” that landed on the crashed Russian lander.

Are there really that many houses left in Florda that haven’t been built to higher hurricane standards? I don’t see any joist reinforcements, tie-downs, anchors or other things that I would have thought would be standard building/construction code code requirements for at least 20+ years.

No wonder insurance companies

Slow your roll there, grumpy. I was simply answering the question about why people chose to use self checkout.

Are you mad that I’m hyping my checking skillz, or that I talked about unions and pay?

I put myself through college as a grocery checker, back in the day when we had a union and had to do stuff like memorize produce codes and had scanning time quotas and bonuses. I prefer self-checkout because I’m faster and more accurate and I actually pay attention when that buy 2/get 1 free promotion isn’t applied.