A hearse is a wagon, right? If not a station wagon, then it’s at least a ‘meat wagon.’

Aw I missed another good poll.

Here’s what I would have entered; unfortunately only one vehicle fits into the budget.

The response:

Let’s hope they don’t forget the inexhaustible labor force of robots this time.

You are, Steve. “Overzealous staffer” is a bullshit, pass-the-buck blame shift.

Thoughts and Prayers, Florida. Polish up those bootstraps, I hope they’re at least 11 feet long to keep you above the storm surge.

(J/K, I know we’ll bail out the entire state, again; and they’ll be bragging about their resiliency and self-sufficiency, again.)

 At first I thought the main image was some sort of salami or sausage, which I think would be an excellent application of meatless meat.  I imagine it exists, but I’ve never seen it.  

Donny Donny who can you turn to?
Bail bondsmen want collateral to hold on to
You think you’ll beat these charges like before
Had to sell Mar-A-Lago, you’re nailed to the wall

Can we all please refer to him by his proper moniker from now on: Inmate No. P01135809.

Preferably all at once. 

Henceforth and forthwith I do hereby declare that this individual shall only be referred to as “Inmate No. P01135809" from now into perpetuity.  

I said “hereby declare” so that makes it official and binding.

Stops at size 40 waist. Not for your average ‘Murrican.

Stops at size 40 waist. Not for your average ‘Murrican.

Fatty Krueger.

Boston Market has been in trouble for a long time; the quality of their food today is about the same as On Cor frozen trays.

They should have called them Super Moreos.

Looks like someone chopped the roofline on an AMC.

Man, if the US would allow their import and sale, I would gladly pay $1-2K for a car with 75 mile range as a grocery getter/errand runner. I’d most likely even give up one of my two standard cars my family has to run right now.

“See it at Dell”
*click*

I’ll believe it when I see it.  Bungie has been making (and breaking) promises for ages.  I’ll not fall for shiny beads and shallow flattery again.  

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