Don’t forget that Lenny Kravitz was in Zoolander with Cuba Gooding Jr., who was in A few Good Men with...Kevin Bacon.  

except that nowadays, the “n” in “eleven” is the only lowercase letter.

Texans standing in a field near the tracks as a 200 mph train approaches:

Cortana on xbox was the best.  It integrated seamlessly with my cable box for no-remote voice control of channels, volume and other settings.  

Anything that promises easy fuel saving or other easy benefits. Especially if it’s “install it yourself.”

Unfortunately I am not handy; I’m the type that’s likely to electrocute himself flipping on a light switch; forget about putting in USB outlets.

Before I bought a house, I used to LOVE watching home improvement shows so I could see all the awesome things I was going to do when I owned a house.

I did the best with what I have (MS Paint).

I’d order a couple for a quick drive-through option.  Now all Burger King has to do is actually put the items I’ve ordered into the bag they hand me. Quality control (at least in the couple of locations near me) has suffered greatly in the last couple of years.

This is minimally useful; it doesn’t aggregate and find the cheapest price for you, it just opens the other sites and enters the travel information for you.

let’s get these out of the way:
“Try that in a small town”
“They should have just complied”

What else?  

“The days of Destiny 2 cheaters being free to engage in a wholesale assault on the Destiny 2 game and its community without fear of consequences are over”

Too bad he wasn’t a white guy just trying to incite a riot to overthrow the US government; he’d have been politely invited in to be booked and let go right away without even a mugshot, two years later.

“She’s the last of the V8s. She sucks nitro... with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels!” You got your special license?

He could’ve paid for the surgeries & not made it public

What they should do is restrict children to an 8-hour workday.  

Just pay the $300/hour like the rest of us.

So if MAGAs are not as susceptible to influence and misinformation as we first thought, I guess that means they’re just stupid assholes to begin with.

The comments section for this article never had a chance.