John Waters did it first, with Odorama in 1981.

I guess most of them were technically mannequins, but this head should mean that Tourist Trap qualifies, right?

My favorite way to eat tinned fish is right out of the can, with a crab fork.

It doesn’t matter if you’re the fastest growing company in an industry, if you miss your targets by 20%, people who make investments based on your projections will not be happy about it.

Everyone like Thomas, Chapelle, Owens, most of the athletes...that are still doing what they did before they were “cancelled” haven’t been cancelled. Chapelle still tours, Owens still makes appearances, Thomas still sits on the bench; suffering mild, temporary inconvenience or having to put out a tepid non-apology =/=…

Nice. Now find *her*.

I don’t care how far he gets, as long as he goes.

How soon until we’ll get the same Tweet from Musk on Mars?

(includes 3 sets of earbuds)

Just making some FOMO.  Countdown to “Due to the uuuge demand for Trump Cards, I’ve authorized a <copy><paste> of another round of these limited edition digital cards...but that’s all there is, this time I pinky promise!”

You’re almost there.

“Limited Edition” = limited to the number of people who will give him $99.

Buying Carroll Shelby car and not driving it makes zero sense to me; like buying a Mont Blanc pen and not writing letters with it, or a Patek Philippe watch and never wearing it. Some things only exist to be experienced for the purpose they were built for.

I wish new games were only $70. Destiny 2's next expansion (which basically amounts to a demo version of the game, you still have to pay for 4 season passes) is $50.

I made another post about this, but I figure if I reply to someone, someone might actually see it.

Coincidentally, I just got a notification on my Alexa today that, if I say “Alexa, thank my driver” Amazon will give $5 to whoever delivered my last order (at no cost to me) because “it’s the holidays.”

Mythbusters had a solution:

I don’t know how we managed it, but my dad had the holy grail of bad cars a 1980 Olds Delta 88 diesel. He got the diesel because we lived on a farm and had our own diesel pump, but that car was louder at idle than our Deere tractors with the PTO engaged and there was never a time when something wasn’t broken on it.

“Building a car company from scratch”