1. Lock out the screen on your smart thermostat so someone can’t just walk up to it and nudge it up a couple degrees every time they “feel chilly.”

*scrolls through slideshow*

So...basically the early 1990s?

I really like it. The color, the style, the interior, everything. But I’m probably in a minority of people here who won’t pay 5 figures for a car I’d be afraid to drive on the highway due to 1960's safety standards, lest I end up with the engine in my torso or the steering wheel impaled in my chest if I had an accident…

/And even if it was worth something, it’s worth even less now.

that is just dumb.

Growing up relatively poor, we learned how to have an excellent, inexpensive (but still easy and filling) Thanksgiving.

Nobody’s saying this information should be hidden. But it’s not that hard to add “Even if some people are immune, the best way to avoid getting COVID is following basic hygiene and health practices.”

Please don’t give people another reason to ignore basic health practices by giving them another excuse. You know there’s a portion of the population that is absolutely convinced they’re superior to the rest, genetically or otherwise, with zero evidence. “I’m pretty sure I’m one of those special people who can’t get…

Never has there been a better example of a person who really needs their mommy. Kanye’s always been odd, but you can track the exponential rate of losing his mind right back to the day she died.

Give it the AMC Eagle 4wd ride height and it’s good to go.

Tell me when Cordon walks into the restaurant and apologizes to the servers in the same public way he humiliated them in the first place.  

This is like a mayor giving him “the key to the city” and then he claims he owns the city because he visits there sometimes with the key on a chain around his neck.  

They won’t be as soon as they find out a blah man has purchased the platform.

I guess this counts as an enzymatic method, but Carbona’s stain devils have never let me down.

I’m more inclined to think that ol’ Clarence’s tastes veered more toward the dulcet tones of black artists like Al Jolson or James Baskett.

How many fat people take out families of 6 on the highway due to being fat?

I hope they finally let Judy Winslow come back downstairs.

My daughter is looking for a car to take to college, and with space for a dorm room’s worth of stuff and ease of repair, this would be a great choice if it weren’t so expensive. My totally uninformed dad-gut opinion is this is a great $4000-5000 car.

One thing BK can do to “reclaim the flame” is to start getting delivery orders right. I’ve ordered from several locations in the last couple years (when I wasn’t leaving the house) and in almost every instance, it was more of a “what do we have ready to go that we can put in the bag” than a specific order. Burgers…