“Refinery issues” always means “whoops, I ‘accidentally’ dropped a wrench in the pipe and cut our capacity by 10%. Better raise prices by 17% to compensate.”

Did the Youabian Puma not make the list because the guy actually sued you for your stories on it?

Really?

So that’s $500 million spread among 346 grieving families (before lawyers’ fees), and $1.97 billion in relief for businesses and investors because they took a hit to their bottom line.

Typo: should have said 5 heroic nightfalls (assuming you get a group that doesn’t skip the champions).

But having to grind 10 heroic nightfalls for a story quest step is still ridiculous.

Coming to a highway near you:

It’s easy to get that “just like we had in school” taste if you go to the original producer.

Why does Kinja constantly put my posts under the next article after the one I mean to post in?

Those all sound like they’re just boozy salad dressings.

If you want a true cheese (making)-based drink experience, try rivella, the milk whey-based soft drink.

My conservative acquaintances have already decided this deal is simultaneously dead in the water and a gift to the leftist communist unions to buy votes.

Another miserable failure for the Biden administration! Now companies won’t have as much money for billion-dollar stock buybacks and workers will be overpaid but don’…

So just...don’t date him?  

That is...a lot of crack pipes.  

Handy image format since links don’t work.

I know this is hyper-specific and won’t make the list, but I need an all-electric mobility van with a wheelchair lift.

Why can’t ghosts be real, and everyone involved be haunted for the rest of their lives?

Tesla calls it Full Self Driving.  

SLC, Spokane...apparently you’re not including ‘extended drought” as a natural disaster if you’re including cities in the middle of arid inland basins.

So did I. But there’s a difference between being a factory cog and being a caddy, or walking dogs, or babysitting, etc.

Non-zero chances = not slim enough.