Never has there been a better example of a person who really needs their mommy. Kanye’s always been odd, but you can track the exponential rate of losing his mind right back to the day she died.

Give it the AMC Eagle 4wd ride height and it’s good to go.

Tell me when Cordon walks into the restaurant and apologizes to the servers in the same public way he humiliated them in the first place.  

This is like a mayor giving him “the key to the city” and then he claims he owns the city because he visits there sometimes with the key on a chain around his neck.  

They won’t be as soon as they find out a blah man has purchased the platform.

I guess this counts as an enzymatic method, but Carbona’s stain devils have never let me down.

I’m more inclined to think that ol’ Clarence’s tastes veered more toward the dulcet tones of black artists like Al Jolson or James Baskett.

How many fat people take out families of 6 on the highway due to being fat?

I hope they finally let Judy Winslow come back downstairs.

My daughter is looking for a car to take to college, and with space for a dorm room’s worth of stuff and ease of repair, this would be a great choice if it weren’t so expensive. My totally uninformed dad-gut opinion is this is a great $4000-5000 car.

One thing BK can do to “reclaim the flame” is to start getting delivery orders right. I’ve ordered from several locations in the last couple years (when I wasn’t leaving the house) and in almost every instance, it was more of a “what do we have ready to go that we can put in the bag” than a specific order. Burgers…

“Refinery issues” always means “whoops, I ‘accidentally’ dropped a wrench in the pipe and cut our capacity by 10%. Better raise prices by 17% to compensate.”

Did the Youabian Puma not make the list because the guy actually sued you for your stories on it?

Really?

So that’s $500 million spread among 346 grieving families (before lawyers’ fees), and $1.97 billion in relief for businesses and investors because they took a hit to their bottom line.

Typo: should have said 5 heroic nightfalls (assuming you get a group that doesn’t skip the champions).

But having to grind 10 heroic nightfalls for a story quest step is still ridiculous.

Coming to a highway near you:

It’s easy to get that “just like we had in school” taste if you go to the original producer.

Why does Kinja constantly put my posts under the next article after the one I mean to post in?