Those all sound like they’re just boozy salad dressings.

If you want a true cheese (making)-based drink experience, try rivella, the milk whey-based soft drink.

My conservative acquaintances have already decided this deal is simultaneously dead in the water and a gift to the leftist communist unions to buy votes.

Another miserable failure for the Biden administration! Now companies won’t have as much money for billion-dollar stock buybacks and workers will be overpaid but don’…

So just...don’t date him?  

That is...a lot of crack pipes.  

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I know this is hyper-specific and won’t make the list, but I need an all-electric mobility van with a wheelchair lift.

Why can’t ghosts be real, and everyone involved be haunted for the rest of their lives?

Tesla calls it Full Self Driving.  

SLC, Spokane...apparently you’re not including ‘extended drought” as a natural disaster if you’re including cities in the middle of arid inland basins.

So did I. But there’s a difference between being a factory cog and being a caddy, or walking dogs, or babysitting, etc.

Non-zero chances = not slim enough.

Jeez guys; you physically assault one person in front of thousands of witnesses and people go crazy saying stuff like, “that guy should face consequences for physical assault.”

I guess it’s less thriller and more dark comedy/drama, but for erotic horniness it’s hard to beat American Beauty.

I’m sure this will go over just as spectacularly as retraining all those coal miners who are now electrical engineers installing residential solar panels.

As long as anti-abortion people are paying for 100% of the costs, I say let them have as many recounts as they want. Perpetual recount, forever and ever. Let them bankrupt themselves. And when the results are re- and re-re-confirmed, thank them for creating so many government jobs.

“Not condoning violence, but (condones violence.)“

No power steering or brakes? 0-60 in 4 seconds. 60-0 in 4oo feet.

That’s a lot of words after that. It’s much simpler: 1. Don’t borrow money from friends. 2. If you have no other choice, pay everything back under the time and terms agreed upon, or sooner/more if you can. 3. When you’re back on your feet, take them out for drinks, and pay for the drinks.

By “everyone” do you mean “suburban Jersey people I grew up around?” Because native populations have been eating things like snails, salmon, oysters, caviar, eel, etc. for generations with no thought about it only being for rich people.

The Root is the guy on the weight bench.