Because every basic drink combination conceivable has been done already, so you have to keep adding and adding stuff.

It’s this cat’s favorite dessert.

First sign of parental burnout: The kid(s).

A prison for SSA women named “The House of D” is a little too on the nose.

Also, I posted this once already but because of Kinja’s stupid commenting setup I’m not sure if it posted in this article, or the Supreme Court one next to it, and I can’t find out because while my comment is listed in my “Discussions” tab on my…

A jail for SSA women called “The House of D” is too on the nose.

If you want to talk about BDE at a correspondents dinner, you talk about Michelle Wolf.

So your information has to already be out there, you have to find it yourself, then request removal yourself, and they may or may not act on your request.

It’s not necessarily that a joke is offensive, it’s that it’s not funny *to them* even if it’s a real knee-slapper to you, because even though you believe you’ve just come up with an amazingly original joke, it’s not original and they’ve heard it 1000 times before.

Acknowledging Slavery? Well now they’ve gone and done it. Expect applications to Harvard to drop into the toilet as young Jethro, Cletus, Amber, and Tami Lynn’s parents are certainly not going to let them go to Harvard and be indoctrinated with all that CRT shit.

I guess Harvard’s loss is Bob Jones’ or the University…

for readability by old fogies like me.

If your actual pillows are turning yellow from sweat, maybe consider changing your pillow cases a little more often, or buy a washable, zippered pillow cover to put between the case and pillow.

Victims still expected to solve problems caused by racists.

I do not understand why any black person would fight so hard to be a member of a church that (as noted in the article) didn’t allow black people in any positions of authority until 1978 and, as late as 2013, still had to clarify to its members that black skin wasn’t a literal biblical curse?

Glad to see my favorite choice represented. I can’t not sing this song while making beans and rice.

Spoiler: it won’t be yours.

Is this you?

Can you top a fruit tree (pear) that’s grown too tall?  I don’t want to kill it, but it’s now as tall as our 2 story house and there’s a lot of fruit and growth energy being wasted up there.  

1969 Dodge Polara hardtop. (Really, any 1970s barge with bench seats in front and back, but my dad had this one.) You could almost stretch out completely, there’s enough room between the seats and the dash to have a poker game, you still have a lot of room in the trunk for belongings and there’s tons of room under the…