Not to defend Kanye (defends Kanye).

0.0017018 kilometers.  

Sounds like she got all the Napoleon complexes riled up something fierce.

Did she try to transfer her assets to a Nigerian prince who sent her an email saying he just needed a temporary boost? Otherwise how does Wendy Williams get her bank accounts frozen (I haven’t heard about one thing she’s actually done) with no due process, while Kanye walks the streets a free man with all his bank…

You’re expecting people to know the context of what they’re talking about.

Totally off topic but still: I can’t read about this company without hearing this song.

The Super Owl has become an anachronism in modern US society.

I don’t understand why people are saying gas prices are so incredibly high. I remember paying $4/gallon or more right before the big crash in 2009.

Sure, it’s higher than it was during the Trump era economic collapse, but it’s not as high as it was between 2012-2014, and the reasons behind the higher prices seem to be…

I’m not saying he’s not guilty, but you gotta get that suit in before a large chunk of his personal assets are sunk into Death Row Records.  

So on a scale of “crawl under a desk to get a pen you dropped and stand up before you’re completely out from underneath” to “slip and fall and hit your head on the edge of a cast iron bathtub,” what kind of situations are we looking at before we should start to be be worried, approximately?

I cannot believe how prescient Don’t Look Up has been, especially in the tech/corporate/political realm. Gifs from the movie are becoming as relevant as Idiocracy gifs were.

...over one billion cigarette butts are discarded on Sweden’s streets each year, amounting to 62% of the nation’s total litter. Günther-Hanssen estimates his company could potentially save at least 75% of the cleaning costs involved with cigarette butts in Södertälje by using the trained crows.

Pimp My Ride was Extreme Makeover: Home Edition-levels of terrible. Take someone’s barely-functional property, add a bunch of expensive crap to it that in no way was what they actually needed, then leave them with the liability of a very expensive white elephant to insure and maintain that’s been so personally…

Of course it has a Viper alarm; it’s the most straightforward grift Darrel Issa could make; outfit government vehicles with his own products, probably with a “federal government grade” upcharge.

Bungie: We’ve reversed our position on sunetting.
Also Bungie: We’re completely changing the world pool, and only new weapon drops will have new, better perks.

Sunsetting without sunsetting.  

Phony Stark is missing a great opportunity to develop and deploy stealth tech on his plane that he can then promise will be on his cars “in a year” (or maybe just bore tunnels between all his frequent destinations) so he can avoid the devious genius of...teenagers with an internet connection.

If you don’t pay your dancers, you run the risk of ending up with Left Shark.

Yes, the airlines should have been careful to ensure their equipment had proper receivers and filters installed. This is their fuckup, and they’ve had several years’ notice to carefully update their faulty equipment.