I’m not saying he’s not guilty, but you gotta get that suit in before a large chunk of his personal assets are sunk into Death Row Records.  

So on a scale of “crawl under a desk to get a pen you dropped and stand up before you’re completely out from underneath” to “slip and fall and hit your head on the edge of a cast iron bathtub,” what kind of situations are we looking at before we should start to be be worried, approximately?

I cannot believe how prescient Don’t Look Up has been, especially in the tech/corporate/political realm. Gifs from the movie are becoming as relevant as Idiocracy gifs were.

...over one billion cigarette butts are discarded on Sweden’s streets each year, amounting to 62% of the nation’s total litter. Günther-Hanssen estimates his company could potentially save at least 75% of the cleaning costs involved with cigarette butts in Södertälje by using the trained crows.

Pimp My Ride was Extreme Makeover: Home Edition-levels of terrible. Take someone’s barely-functional property, add a bunch of expensive crap to it that in no way was what they actually needed, then leave them with the liability of a very expensive white elephant to insure and maintain that’s been so personally…

Of course it has a Viper alarm; it’s the most straightforward grift Darrel Issa could make; outfit government vehicles with his own products, probably with a “federal government grade” upcharge.

Bungie: We’ve reversed our position on sunetting.
Also Bungie: We’re completely changing the world pool, and only new weapon drops will have new, better perks.

Sunsetting without sunsetting.  

Phony Stark is missing a great opportunity to develop and deploy stealth tech on his plane that he can then promise will be on his cars “in a year” (or maybe just bore tunnels between all his frequent destinations) so he can avoid the devious genius of...teenagers with an internet connection.

If you don’t pay your dancers, you run the risk of ending up with Left Shark.

Yes, the airlines should have been careful to ensure their equipment had proper receivers and filters installed. This is their fuckup, and they’ve had several years’ notice to carefully update their faulty equipment.

The city is in the business of screwing over its residents. And the mayor doesn’t seem to care that people are complaining.

As opposed to the wireless carriers, who deployed an entire network in the same amount of time? Major airlines couldn’t upgrade a portion of ~25k active planes; vs. 417K fixed and mobile cellular sites that are ready to go, but are being held up by a legacy airline industry that doesn’t even make their profits from…

Because it’s cheaper than replacing all their crappy altimeters. They’ve had more than two years to update their planes, they’re just trying to extend their capital expenditures out as long as possible.

One thing I’ve found is helpful is to look at foods you normally wouldn’t even consider because of the price or perceived skill required to prepare, because the world is insane right now.

There’s no need for an arbitrator; the carriers are operating within their licensed C-band spectrum; it’s not their responsibility to ensure airlines use altimeters that properly adhere to their own frequencies and filter out others.  

To be clear where the fault lies, it’s not the carriers’ 5G transmitters are bleeding into the airlines’ frequencies; they are very precise and will stick to the C-band frequencies between 3.7 and 3.98 GHz.

I have no knowledge on this, but how much of the increase in “luxury” car sales can be attributed to the appearance and spread of things like 84-96 month financing? People only see “the monthly payment is the same if I finance a Toyota for 5 years or a Lexus for 8; I’m going with the Lexus!”

TERQ?