wirelessjoe
Gin and Panic
wirelessjoe

Just put the orb mods on the ghost. If they’re going to restrict it to damage type, make it cost 1 power so I can at least possibly slot two different element type orb generation mods and I’ll grudgingly give up my resource locator, even though that’s still a nerf from just having three masterworked weapons.  

I bought a really expensive Litter Robot and that thing is front and center, because I’ll be damned if I spend that much on something and it don’t show it off.

To be fair, I don’t think there are enough air marshals to be on every flight into/out of the USA. My question is how shitty is Honduran airport security that people can just wander onto the runways and make it into boarding aircraft? Are they loading them out in the open via those old trucks with staircases attached?

Not right wing, but #1 with right wing groups.

Based on the security history of right-wing social media, just make sure it’s something you wouldn’t care about being scraped and/or leaked to the world.

I forgot that Kinja eats links.

EVERYONE is thriving on Instagram; accounts are carefully curated to look that way. Forming opinions on the state of things based on Instagram posts is like buying a house based on a picture of the front porch.

You probably already know this, but you’ve embraced an ancient cultural phenomenon that’s been present in civilizations around the world. It always gives me comfort and helps me not obsess when I (for example) look at the window with the torn screen on my house.

Re: the green paint. Every car I’ve ever purchased for myself has been green. Always examples that sat on the lot longer than the others and were marked down hellaciously, I assumed because of the color.  

My experience with every contractor I’ve ever hired is that they’re all basically a pyramid scheme; they use your money to finish previous projects for other people and you just hope to whatever god you pray to that you’re not the last person to pay them before they go bankrupt and start a brand new contracting

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sex is not a reward

New York is the kind of place where, if you want to live there, you either already do or you just show up at the bus station with $20 in your pocket, one suitcase, a head full of stars, and a pocket full of dreams. Everyone else who can afford to live there has personal real estate agents make the purchase for them.

Follow the 101 to the 1o to the 11o; drive until you come to the fork in the road.

Sure, it has a normal steering wheel, but this is Sony. It will have a proprietary “charging stick” that only works with Sony products, you’ll receive updates via physical MiniDiscs, and the infotainment system will be Sony-designed to emulate the PS3.  

The best/worst part is that Bungie has hilariously, unintentionally implemented better Skill-Based Matchmaking in Dares than they have with their actual PVP modes or other, harder 3-6 man activities (Master Dungeons, Legend Dares, etc.)


I can’t think of a better motivator to start a habit of baking regularly.  

Wait, are you saying I made a mistake buying that $3,500 1kg of saffron?
I figured I was saving money by buying enough to will to my great, great grandchildren.

Thanks for re-awakening that disturbing memory.