Let me fix that for you.

Look at this Chinese model appropriating Chinese culture by conforming to Western tastes by wearing...traditional Chinese makeup applications.

I was just thinking, if they’d sell a drivable version, I could fit my son, his wheelchair, and his three sisters in there very comfortably for MD visits, shopping trips, etc. It looks flat enough that 100% modular seating would be a cinch and low enough that a ramp would be trivial to add.

This time of year, I usually try to free up as much freezer space as possible, and then fill it with $0.33/lb hams and turkeys. It’s often only two or three total, but the family appreciates a mid-winter ham or turkey dinner, and it’s nice to have a main course that’s $1 per meal. By the time Easter comes around in…

Jesus, did all of you grow up like this, quietly bouncing a ball in your driveway until dinnertime?

You’d be surprised how many people believe their cherished Encyclopedia Britannica collection from the 1970s (“it’s fully complete and even has the updates all the way through 1985!”) are *very important* historical artifacts because they paid $500 for them and they must be worth much more now. Never mind they don’t…

Oh boy. More overpriced Heaven’s Gate-like comfy cultwear incoming.

But this is for rich people, who think it’s ridiculous there isn’t an elevator or matter transporter device. Ladders are for chimneysweeps, apple pickers and other poor people.

Good, then we Never, Ever, Ever have to have a story about the two of them again, right?

IDK why I made this, other than it just tickled me.

Like Eisenhower said, “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.”

Think of it as paying $100,000 for a photocopy of a Mark Lemke baseball card that everyone already has and they’re still giving away for free in packages of Big League Chew, and the only thing “rare” about it is the certificate of authenticity confirming you paid too much for it.

To the person advising everyone to not buy real trees (that I can’t reply to for some reason):

Never mind, stupid Kinja.

WTF are you on about? Real trees stay in the ground for 3-15 years depending on the variety and height, and are immediately replanted the next season. They don’t require fertilizer, do not require pesticides and are usually sold hyper-locally (certainly not shipped from China). They can be recycled into mulch and are…

I’m sorry, Mariah Carey might have more album sales and I’m very happy for her, but that does not make her the queen of Christmas. That throne has been occupied since 1963.

These pork patties + these pickles (sliced thin) + chopped onion + the cheapest hoagie rolls you can find = year-round McRibs.

There is an interesting intersection between racial justice and mental health/disability awareness here.

The biggest one: remove the law that says you can claim self defense if you shoot someone who reaches for your gun making you “feel threatened” - even if you are the aggressor and pulled your gun on them first.