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I know it’s a troll article, but I’ll add to the list of *actual* songs that’s forming in the comments:

A cursory look at the top followed accounts shows a very high percentage of young, conventionally attractive people (particularly women) doing young, conventionally attractive people things (makeup, lip sync, the same 10 TikTok dances), and practical joke/humor accounts. The first to break that is Will Smith at #6, a…

11. Taking parenting advice from Reddit

1. Lasagna soup

AKA Chicago style deep-dish pizza.

Traveling to Candada wasn’t a picnic to begin with; every flight to any city in the entire country requires a minimum six-hour layover in Toronto.

Do: be young and conventionally attractive (bonus points if you’re an Asian girl who can do a cute cross-eyed look), be old and think that Impractical Jokers-type humor is funny, have an unhealthily small dog/animal to exploit, or be disabled in a way that people will find acceptable when you do the 5,000th version of…

If the dead horse keeps trying to prove that the Kentucky Derby was rigged, it hasn’t been beaten enough.

“strong price increases” in wholesale beef and pork prices

I’m not going to create a login to see what games are approved; what are the chances that any Microsoft, Sony, Tencent, Valve or Epic games get approved?

Maybe not “very poor” but relative to OP/RF, “poor.”  It has its own divisions of rich/poor, the kind you only see in Chicago with its history of redlining.  

They should partner with a company that sells a gargantuan, flexible, expandable-on-demand server hosting platform that’s built to handle Web Service issues like this.

I lived in Oak Park for a while, a very rich suburb literally across the street from some of the poorest parts of West Chicago and with the exception of River Forest, surrounded by very poor neighborhoods like Maywood and Berwyn. BERWYN!* They try very, very hard to promote diversity and inclusion, but my experience…

I’ll wait until it hits HBO Max.

These aren’t meant to be avant-garde or groundbreaking, these are strictly “I gave all my money and identity to the church of Yeezy” poser “plain dress” cultwear. These and the other unbleached linen colored, minimalist crap he’s put out are meant to be easily identifiable back to his spiritual movement, in the same…

One of these boxes is enough for us to give two-three to every kiddo who comes to the door and enough for ourselves to last to Thanksgiving.

Where’s the Butterfinger? It’s crispity, crunchity, and you always find a bit in your teeth for a surprise snack an hour or so later.

All joking aside, the best candy is Lindor Truffles. They’re good at room temperature when you pop them in your mouth with the soft melty center, they’re good cold wen the center is a…

Hard disagree. The SNL host is supposed to bring *something* to the gig. Putting the acting equivalent of a cutout cardboard prop in front of the audience for 90 minutes just to further the marketing campaign that is their life isn’t funny and isn’t what SNL should be about.

Scroll through just about any list of…

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