I wanna see how he inflates his tires.

I’m confused about what the suit is about. If it is Chloe/Jane, does that mean they’re suing because the wrong version was used? If so, is that a $10M mistake?
Or is it because they’re getting death threats because the song was played publicly? Does that mean they weren’t getting threats before it was played at the…

Lol sounding.

Dunno if that was on purpose, but if so; well done.

You can have my boulder fountain when you pry it from my cold, dead yard. Literally.

I get what you’re going for here, but in white covens that’d be Dwight (as in Dwight Eisenhower or Dwight Yoakam); the apostrophe isn’t tolerated.

Dwight Howard being the inverse exception.

Initially, it seems that this is not really possible as he was somewhere else during the period the woman claims she was with him in the Chelsea Hotel. The tour dates don’t seem to work, and I guess there’s film evidence.

For years, Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes would send out fat envelopes full of little magazine stickers that you were supposed to use to order magazines by pasting them on the order form. My little brother and I would have fun with the little magazine stickers and mom would go on about how she didn’t care if we…

You used to be able to get screaming deals on Ebay by searching for common mispronunciations and misspellings. Searching for stuff like “Apple labtop” meant you were bidding against practically nobody, because it wouldn’t appear very high in normal searches for an “Apple laptop.”

I think search algorithms have improved…

La Quah, Sweetie.

“You don’t like it? Well I’m sure you’re a huge property rights person, and that flag is on my property.  I don’t like your stupid fucking face on my porch. Guess who’s opinion matters?”

is the proper response.

Man that Quentin sure is a dick for not helping his mom. I wonder who raised that selfish piece of...

This isn’t exclusively a free market issue. Wage compression is happening because many state and local governments have taken it upon themselves to increase workers’ wages. Since 2014:

Selling meat on the street.

A carnivwhore.

nvm

Several boxes of 10, 49 cent tacos from Taco bell. On any given Friday night, our whole dorm floor would pool our money together, elect one person to run to Taco bell and come back with at least 100 tacos.

A lot of people have to enjoy something they’re not particularly good at, if they want to enjoy anything.

What’s the way out of this? The longer it goes on, the further behind people are getting. My faith in Congress passing some sort of “pay your rent/mortgage” bill to get any significant number of Americans caught up is zero.  

Love stinks.

The people most opposed to mask mandates don’t oppose it because of liberty, or personal freedom, or government overreach; if they passed a law tomorrow that everyone had to wear a gun in public for safety reasons, they’d be the first to demand the arrest and prosecution of people who didn’t comply because “follow the…