Where in the world is A Serbian Film?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film

My absolute favorite part was when Value Village James Lipton here tried to save a shred of legitimacy with, “You saw what happened here, The Left Shut Us Down!”

You’re goddamned right they did.

So Paris wants to name a girl London but is being coy about any possible names. It’s got to be one of the European capital cities.  My money is on Berlin, Dublin, Rome, or Zagreb.

How can you not buy this lovely lady the wedding dress she wanted so she could wear it any time she wanted to? She should be able to wear it all day, every day like a happy bizzaro happy Mrs. Havisham.

Just for comparison’s sake, here are the male and female handball uniforms.  I think the male team should compete in bikini bottoms and crop tops as a show of solidarity.  

Carrot bundt cake, no nuts, and cream cheese icing.

Can’t wait to Get Off (my) Ass And Jam again to that Nubian Nut.

If you’re getting white streaks from powdered pods, you don’t have to give up the convenience. Just consider switching to liquid. The Amazon Solimo laundry detergent pacs are cheaper, aren’t overly scented, are also about two tablespoons each, and are made for “medium” loads so they’re actually perfect for large…

1. Disclose your vaccination status to your date.

Every day is a beautiful day here in Thneedville!

Let me know when this sad Wolverine is available.

Before the pandemic, I was looking at buying a half or full side of beef from any of several local butcher shops. Some of them even offered meat lockers for storage. Then I lost my job very early on due to the economic hit and (per the economics of being poor) it was hard to justify laying out $1000+ for a freezer and…

NFL home teams are going to have to institute “free travel-size bottle of Preparation H night” for all the butthurt that’s going to happen.

The current favorite conspiracy among my most idiotic associates is that (I can hardly type it all out) the current vaccinations are a primer, setting your body up for when the second, actual virus is released (“key word released!”) and everyone who’s been vaccinated will drop dead in about two years.

Why? The…

For me: nothing. I have neither.

My face shape:  fat.  

You missed the old-personiest old person sport of them all:

Kroger bought Fred Meyer in 1998 (I worked at Freddy’s at the time). I doubt they’d rebrand at this point after so long, but who knows?  Maybe brand loyalty isn’t what it once was, and they’re going to do what Macy’s did to Bon Marche and squander all good will.  

This is going to make Bioshock look like a ‘90s dating game show.

Yesssss...excellent. Concentrate every super-rich asshole as much as possible. What could go wrong?