...probably best known for his series of golf instruction videos.  

“I deliberately entered a thread full of things I don’t like, and now I’m mad.  How could this be happening to me?”

Trump was a blip.  This is McConnell’s America.  

Yeaaaaaah, about that. This isn’t a blockbuster that I need to see on a big screen. I’m willing to bet I’ll be experiencing it a couple months later from my own couch, if at all.

This is just a stock image because I don’t take pictures of my food, but my go-to beef substitute is the simple portabella mushroom. I know it’s not groundbreaking or exotic by any stretch, but rilled, fried, with or without sauce, simply seasoned with salt and pepper, in a stroganoff...it’s all good.

I wasn’t around for this, dang it. If I was, I’d have gone with two 4th gen Dodge Grand Caravans.

OMG that’s him. Man, I am f’ing old.  Chris Farley memory incoming:

Walking is to Trump as reading is to Trump.

I wanna repost mine too. I believe it went something like:

Plus, DID YOU SEE HOW SHE DRESSES?!?

Taitz, Orly

It looks like the little door in front would spit out two well-made espressos after you make your selections via the top buttons then pull down on the “vend” lever.  

I’m guessing: “an actually justifiable reason to purchase an upgrade/aftermarket auto warranty”?

This idiot is trying to pin down a generation that can fully organize online at a moment’s notice. I fully expect Florida to report that the majority of incoming freshmen are Hari Krishna or Pastafarians.

Even more subversive, they should all report being ultra-conservatives so the Fla legislature can pass a “college…

Individually it might not make a difference, but it matters in aggregate and it’s not just coffee.

She was obviously hungry.

You left out coffee bags. They’re light and compact. Folgers is probably the worst tasting, but it’s better than a container of instant coffee, it’s cheap, and it’s caffeine. If you’re hiking, they’re also easier than loose grounds to pack back out so you can Leave No Trace (because you shouldn’t leave grounds behind).…

It’s a death by a thousand cuts.

Funny that I’ve been doing this sort of thing myself for years without knowing it was a thing, but I’m not a speller so I do something simpler, like take a series of letter or letter/number combinations then try to turn them into things or phrases. For example: