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Gin and Panic
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And who are some of the largest contractors for the US? Hint: they’re in Israel. You’re stuck thinking in nation-states and not in pure corporate financial gain.

The corporate names need updating, but the movie Network said it well: “There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and

Yes, a peace deal between two countries that don’t share a border and weren’t even at war, all to stabilize the Middle East while ignoring the Palestinians completely, hastily thrown together by an unqualified nepotistic ding-dong as a cover for a huge arms sale to the UAE to prop up the military contractors he claims

All salons are questionable if you’re not a close personal friend or relative. Did they offer her the crystal gel make you look so good you love it honey only $5 dollar more?

Dick Cheney begs to differ. Do you mean cerebral hypoxia?

Waste not, want not.  Your grandma didn’t throw away chicken bones or carcass.  

Cop McStuffins.

The Trump campaign’s response:

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Jezebel and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.

“Well, you see Andy...she was coming right for me, so I really had no choice but protect my life...”

Sure is a lot of concern about completely unrelated stories down in the greys.

“Lesser of two evils” is a misnomer and a fallacy because it implies no matter who you vote for, you’re still voting for evil. How about “voting for the greatest available good” or if you have to be negative about it, “the least disappointing choice.

“A small loan of a million dollars from my father.”

We get it; she’s not Berine’s VP pick.  

That’s the point of my “conservative humor” mention.  

That’s not even clever. At least this one has some humor behind it. Conservative humor, but bless their hearts for trying.  They should have reversed the image, at least.

I’m sure he’s a big “FREEDOM OF SPEECH but just for me” kinda guy.

Yeah that’s what I meant, but worded badly.