Probably more like 1-2 as veep, 8 as President.  But I’ll take that, too.  

It will have proprietary charging plugs, a dated interface and only run on Sony-roads.

Nice poll ya got there. Wish I could vote in it.  “Show Results” doesn’t work either.  (No adblock or script blockers running.)

I will post this on every. single. article. like this one.

Karma comes in the night.

Herman Cain has been in the hospital for over a month after contracting COVID, right after he said he would not wear a mask.

Probably closer to

Of course if there’s one thing the Trump administration is know for, it’s respect for the law and legal rulings.  

Short for Another Bad Creation

I’m gonna have to stop you right there, chief. I know this is The Root, that they’re whiter than Wonder and that I’m risking my approved status, but THIS IS ABC:

What does a sesame seed grow into? I don’t know; we never give them a chance!

1987 Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe with a 5-speed manual.

Just like his campaign of not campaigning too hard, the longer Biden takes to pick a VP means more time for Trump to continue tripping over his own...tie. It also means less time for Jacob Wohl, Fox News, OAN, et al. to crank up the outrage/smear/fake news campaigns against (presumably) her.

I’m OK with team Biden…

“I initiated the confrontation, then escalated it, then didn’t actually do anything to prevent a murder except kinda say ‘hey maybe you should move that guy.’ Can I get a little consideration please?”

What a hero.

What Republican caucus meetings are like now:

I do feel bad when it’s the children or parents of idiots who suffer. Idiots themselves suffering from their own decisions, however, are another story.