Because “golf” anything makes it twice as expensive. Golf shirt? Twice as much as a regular sport polo short. Golf pants? Twice as much as khakis. Golf shoes? Twice as expensive as regular cleats. Putting the Ping, Callaway, Titleist, or TaylorMade logo on something means it’s appealing to rich assholes who can afford…

What are other cops going to pleasure themselves to when the go home from a long shift?

“I believe you have my car.”

How many days have you posted that same garage light deal with a discount code that doesn’t work?  

How many days have you posted that same garage light deal with a discount code that doesn’t work?  

That’s 5% of his estimated $2B net worth, not even the recommended tithe amount. I’d wager there would be more impact if he’d spent his years being more vocal against racial injustice.

Same experience.

Same experience.

why can’t I have this for oil changes or other basic fluid/filter replacements?

I’ve now lost out on the Season Pass content I paid for (by not hitting level 100).

Because they’re poor, weak and stupid.  

Bernie’s not going to sleep with you, Jezebel staff.

I’m sorry I don’t have the tweet to attribute the quote to the correct person or get it exactly right, but the sentiment is:

Basically, edgelording is Spades for incels.

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory times.”

It’s aspirin with the “a” and the “s” scraped off.

I’m sure they’re as genuine as the ‘PIRIN’ tablets he takes for anxiety.

Well..duh.

Dude has no moxy and frankly doesn’t mobilize people.