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Gin and Panic
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This picture screams, “I have several hookers suspended from wooden coat hangers in my hall closet.”

I hope BMW never gets wind of this, we dont need a “no blinker lane change tailgating take up two handicapped parking spaces” mode.

I was going to say, finding a free street parking space.  

How hard would it be to put a gunfire detection system in next to the memorial? You see these things all over black neighborhoods, you’d think cops would be at least as interested in catching white people shooting guns in public, right?

No fruit/chocolate combination shall ever cross these lips, with the exception of Raisinetes. That goes triple if you try to include cinnamon in the mix.  That’s like pickles, Oreoes and nutmeg.   Or avocado, caramel and cumin.  

Conservatives RN:

My favorite post was the poor soul that liked plain Hershey’s chocolate bars because, “they’re chocolate.”

My favorite post was the poor soul that liked plain Hershey’s chocolate bars because, “they’re chocolate.”

They look like what the North Korean government would mandate everyone wear, and call “the People’s Shoe.” Or as other noted: cult slippers.

I’ll never forgive Morris Brown for what they tried to pull on A&T, or for making me listen to Petey Pablo.

I have the best ideas for a Christmas movies: Don’t start showing any of them until December 1.

Hershey’s Chocolate bars.

Hershey’s Chocolate bars.

And I said, “What about a Birth Tweet for Tiffany?
Trump said, “I think I don’t remember that girl
wait, I recall, I think I might have a daughter
And I said, “Yes, that’s the one you don’t think is hot

I’d imagine this woman and people like her are just doing their part teaching to make sure children of color don’t get the education they deserve.

Prepare for millions of people who have never bought, sold or owned an actual fur to be completely outraged about this infringement of their human rights because they might want to SOMEDAY!

Or the Swiss

Europe is not innocent. Zwarte Piet has been around for a couple hundred years.

I forgot to close my garage door one night. What did the cops do? Rang my doorbell at 2:30 AM and ask if everything was OK and remind me to close the door.

I like our store brand salsa, in mild. I’m a bad person.