Gin and Panic

9/7/19

The answer is completely subjective.

9/7/19

Absolutely NOT. You SHOULD already have a dutch oven.

9/6/19

I’ll be stationing my kid on a dirt pile with gun and a pith helmet.

9/6/19

Wait, so did they pave the too-narrow street (that reason sounds like bullshit to me) or did they eminent domain the land they said they needed to make the street wide enough?

9/6/19

Yeah, but...Tennessee.

9/6/19

The Republican party has become an evangelical death cult. And Trump is their Marshall Applewhite.

9/6/19

I had no idea there was any doubt as to who drew it.

It was like the dumbest game of Clue ever where there’s only one suspect, one room, and one weapon. Donald Trump, in the Oval Office, with the sharpie.

9/6/19

Perfect for making chocolate browneyes.

9/4/19

Maybe? But considering the Toyota wheelbase is 90+ inches, and these things go from the front of the hood to the trunk in an arc high enough to clear the roof and doors, I think they’re longer. Maybe he has a HAM radio in there? Either that, or he suffers from antenna envy.
I literally couldn’t find a picture of what…

9/4/19

There’s an old, rusty Toyota Corolla driving around where I live that has two antennas that start at the front of the hood and have been bent back and tied to the back trunk lid. It’s driven by a guy who looks exactly like you’d think he would; a large, bearded retired Radio Shack employee who probably has a CB that…

9/4/19

Nothing will calm down anti-abortion activists; that’s the problem.

The South didn’t officially label Jim Crow “racism;” that doesn’t mean it wasn’t. Your semantic argument seems a weird hill to defend.

9/4/19

When my daughter was barely two and could barely talk:

9/4/19

You seem to think they haven’t already. They allow and encourage harassment and violence at PP locations and against doctors and employees as well as actively trying to legislate them out of existence.

9/3/19

Finally, something for Trump to blame the upcoming market crash on. Socialist factory workers.

9/3/19

You sure about that?

9/2/19

9/2/19

The orange and white would be fine if you could just removed the brown stripes. Are they stickers?

9/1/19

Men it Texas will just switch to sending unsolicited pics of their guns. Same purpose.

9/1/19

Taco John’s already holds a trademark for Taco Tuesday.

9/1/19

So does that mean I start looking for one to use as a little commuter car in a year or so? Are they really that unreliable?