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Gin and Panic
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That’s no threat. He’d want to watch then ask for the tape.

I’ve done it, because I’m the kind of person who fills his plate on Thanksgiving and then pours gravy on everything*. As half of my family is African American, you can bet the world’s greatest mac and cheese is a staple of every extended family meal.

*Does not include cranberry dressing, salad or other cold dishes.

Finally, a priest I can really get behind.

I also want to point out that ive been in inter-racial relationships for almost a decade now

But he did secure himself a nice room in the main house.  No more field work for Jay-Z!

So what you’re saying is that I should create a hunter and park her immediately.  

Every time someone complains about Antifa in my Facebook feed, I remind them who they’re actually complaining about. In a few days, Paris will be celebrating probably their most significant antifascist anniversary.

He was probably just looking for a quick flip. Get Greenland cheap, have Pickle mow the yard, hire the Kushner company to give it a quick coat of white paint, rip up the carpet to expose the hardwood floor, and throw in some gold-colored faucets, then sell for a tidy profit. What he doesn’t realize is that Putin will

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Allow me to express the correct answer in the form of a song:

“So that’s how it is in their party.”

“Horse-toothed jackass!”

“A courtesy for a gentleman.”

Not much of a deal, I have several friends who post multiple $19.99 Oakley deals in my Facebook feed per day.

Not much of a deal, I have several friends who post multiple $19.99 Oakley deals in my Facebook feed per day.

Hours of training to be a pilot: ~1500

It does. What’s even better is mayo mixed with Frank’s Red Hot sauce.

Apparently Minneapolis doesn’t want a Portillo’s expansion. Even with 2-4 order takers standing outside with radios, I’ve never seen any Portillo’s location drive-through with fewer than 5 cars. During mealtime, the line wraps all the way around their parking lot.