Gonna sit here and look for the “yeah but what about black on black killings”and other whatabout-strawman artists to pour in.

The people we pay to protect us shouldn’t be killing us.

They should have made a down payment. Then maybe this guy would cut them a check to not move into the neighborhood.

The best example of this is the Enchanted Tiki room. When I went back as an adult, I just saw dusty, barely-working birds with feathers falling out(some not working at all.) It’s not as popular any more, and that’s probably why, but it would be such a nostalgia piece if it were properly maintained. That’s one ride…

Trump only gets to meet with people who are physically unable tell him to fuck off.

Which tells you just about everything you need to know abut job prospects and the value of attending WSU.

If owning more guns actually made people safer, the United States would be the safest country in the world. Texas should be a peaceful Nirvana. And yet...

We’re getting into Kim Jong Un-North Korean “18 straight holes in one, doesn’t need to use the toilet” levels of bullshit. I mean they’ve already claimed to have a miracle drug that cures cancer and AIDS.

And with them, rural citizens. But don’t dare mention the leopards. 

Just another staunch second amendment advocate.  Nothing to worry about.  

I’ve been buying “single serving” lunch meat for at least 25 years. And my mom probably for another 25-40 years before that.

Trump brought back the death penalty because he wants to see what it’s like be “out front” and watch a man suffer and die in person, like any other sociopath.  

Marriage isn’t like checkers or chess. Marriage is a game of Risk: “a strategy game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest (for two to six players.)”

The idea of “leftover” fast food.

I’ve heard this pop marketing jingle once, and have actively worked to not hear it again. I’m not looking forward to having to do the same for the next ten years as it’s being remixed with “stars” like Shaquille O’neal or Kylie Jenner, or licensed for commercials selling everything from Pepsi to Chevy Silverados to…

Right-wingers: “How will kids learn about history if can’t show them context-free pictures of George Washington buying n**ers at auction or sending a bunch of white guys trampling a recently murdered Indian to introduce the fruits of civilization like alcohol and smallpox to the rest of the savages?”

1/3 of this country’s population is just fine with sticking it to the remaining 2/3 of the Coastal Elites (Hey there, fellow third coasters!) with their constitution-free zone bullshit, and tomorrow they’ll be bitching about the tyranny of the majority infringing on their rights to marry children or some bullshit.

It’s…