Nobody told him the point of an Italian tuneup is to finish with less carbon in the engine, not more.
Gin and Panic
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I thought the talking point was that there was nothing wrong? So which is it? Either it wasn’t racist and he doesn’t need to stop it, or it is racist and he might make an effort next time.
My first thought. When his dad told him to go get his freak on, he was completely not into it. Then he met Lisa almost immediately, so when did he have the time to knock up someone else?
Also, I know what happened to Samuel L. Jackson’s hold-up man character.
The vertical rows of buttons are on the wrong side. Or maybe the Enterprise was JDM?
So many jokes and questions. Why don’t they have genitals? What animals did the cats kill and skin to get their fur coats? Why did they leave them with human teeth (which is more unsettling than Sonic the Hedgehog)? Will I see Dame Judy Dench and Taylor Swift in FurCon and Midwest FurFest to discuss how to get into…
“I’ve reduced sentences for boys far guiltier than you. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to their good families.”
Being from Washington, I had always just assumed that it was a local drink named after our own Green River. I was pleasantly surprised when I moved to Chicago and saw it was available. I had no idea I basically had the story completely backwards.
Trump’s strategy for 2020: Trickle Down Economic Anxiety.
As I had hoped, a boy-bander turned solo artist and Ashleigh/Becky-approved teen heartthrob. And I wasn’t far off. Please use this opportunity to point out to all the miscegenationists that they are fine with a fish person and an ape person hooking up, as long as their skin was a similar shade of pale salmon.
it’s the most fitting end. The other option was to play into every single movie trope ever invented and for Rose to sacrifice herself for her man and give him the Heart of the Ocean.
He goes on to arrive on the East coast in 1912 and immediately moves to the Midwest and parlays the proceeds of selling the Heart of the…
Used to be you could just call up Tony Randall and he’d be at the studio in ten minutes.
I said this in another browndup post, but it’s probably more appropriate here.
Instead of asking Donald John to call off his mass raids, religious leaders need to just open their churches to immigrants and stock up a month’s worth of supplies to support them.
Imagine the joy of watching Trump supporters waver between…
Every church in America needs to open their doors and prepare to host families for at least a month. I want to watch “christian” Trump supporters’ heads explode; either with frustration or as they try to justify government raids on churches.
Tucker Carlson apparently only uses Roman numerals. No base ten Arabic numbers for him!
It was active in August 2018, when I posted. ;)
It was active in August 2018, when I posted. ;)
Scrooge is too erudite to be compared to Trump.