I’ve been buying “single serving” lunch meat for at least 25 years. And my mom probably for another 25-40 years before that.
Marriage isn’t like checkers or chess. Marriage is a game of Risk: “a strategy game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest (for two to six players.)”
I’ve heard this pop marketing jingle once, and have actively worked to not hear it again. I’m not looking forward to having to do the same for the next ten years as it’s being remixed with “stars” like Shaquille O’neal or Kylie Jenner, or licensed for commercials selling everything from Pepsi to Chevy Silverados to…
Right-wingers: “How will kids learn about history if can’t show them context-free pictures of George Washington buying n**ers at auction or sending a bunch of white guys trampling a recently murdered Indian to introduce the fruits of civilization like alcohol and smallpox to the rest of the savages?”
1/3 of this country’s population is just fine with sticking it to the remaining 2/3 of the Coastal Elites (Hey there, fellow third coasters!) with their constitution-free zone bullshit, and tomorrow they’ll be bitching about the tyranny of the majority infringing on their rights to marry children or some bullshit.
It’s…
Nobody told him the point of an Italian tuneup is to finish with less carbon in the engine, not more.
I thought the talking point was that there was nothing wrong? So which is it? Either it wasn’t racist and he doesn’t need to stop it, or it is racist and he might make an effort next time.
My first thought. When his dad told him to go get his freak on, he was completely not into it. Then he met Lisa almost immediately, so when did he have the time to knock up someone else?
Also, I know what happened to Samuel L. Jackson’s hold-up man character.
The vertical rows of buttons are on the wrong side. Or maybe the Enterprise was JDM?
So many jokes and questions. Why don’t they have genitals? What animals did the cats kill and skin to get their fur coats? Why did they leave them with human teeth (which is more unsettling than Sonic the Hedgehog)? Will I see Dame Judy Dench and Taylor Swift in FurCon and Midwest FurFest to discuss how to get into…
“I’ve reduced sentences for boys far guiltier than you. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to their good families.”
Being from Washington, I had always just assumed that it was a local drink named after our own Green River. I was pleasantly surprised when I moved to Chicago and saw it was available. I had no idea I basically had the story completely backwards.
Trump’s strategy for 2020: Trickle Down Economic Anxiety.
As I had hoped, a boy-bander turned solo artist and Ashleigh/Becky-approved teen heartthrob. And I wasn’t far off. Please use this opportunity to point out to all the miscegenationists that they are fine with a fish person and an ape person hooking up, as long as their skin was a similar shade of pale salmon.
it’s the most fitting end. The other option was to play into every single movie trope ever invented and for Rose to sacrifice herself for her man and give him the Heart of the Ocean.
He goes on to arrive on the East coast in 1912 and immediately moves to the Midwest and parlays the proceeds of selling the Heart of the…