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“Why don’t liberals respect the flag?”

Used to be you could just call up Tony Randall and he’d be at the studio in ten minutes.

I said this in another browndup post, but it’s probably more appropriate here.

Instead of asking Donald John to call off his mass raids, religious leaders need to just open their churches to immigrants and stock up a month’s worth of supplies to support them.

Imagine the joy of watching Trump supporters waver between

Every church in America needs to open their doors and prepare to host families for at least a month. I want to watch “christian” Trump supporters’ heads explode; either with frustration or as they try to justify government raids on churches.

Tucker Carlson apparently only uses Roman numerals. No base ten Arabic numbers for him!

This season of American Gods just keeps getting weirder and I can’t keep up anymore.

My reactions, in order of glee from least to most:

It was active in August 2018, when I posted. ;)

It was active in August 2018, when I posted. ;)

Scrooge is too erudite to be compared to Trump.

Johnson then concluded his remarks by stating that “it sure is a zip-a-dee-doo-dah day!”

Her policies are his policies...but with clearly stated and practical implementation plans.

Please make it someone white, like Nick Jonas, and watch the miscegenationists’ heads explode. Then point out they’re apparently already fine with a fish person and a human person hooking up, so what’s the big deal?

BUT IT’S HIS TURN!

Where’s the simulated oil leak reserve tank?

Because life since 2017 is actually an episode of Tales from the Crypt, I’m hoping the American who commissioned this unwittingly hired the descendant of a Slovenian witch who was wronged by Melania’s family some time in the past and swore a blood revenge. The patron’s ominous instructions were something like “I want

As former resident of Chicago, I have just one question: