Gin and Panic

6/29/19

Is it a good idea to concentrate so many of the most hated people in America in one place, probably completely surrounded by throngs of protesters and with the airspace compromised by fireworks?

6/27/19

That’s a real bargain! You can’t even buy a few pretty nice guitars for more than twice that price.

For the dollar amounts, I think that more of these auctions should be going to fight income inequality.

6/27/19

Winning the lottery is like discovering the Mirror of Erised. It won’t fix what’s wrong and will probably just make a bad thing worse. If you’re already pretty stable, it could make things easier for you.

6/27/19

I’d wear this to Ascot opening day. If I ever went to Ascot. Or had any money.

6/20/19

It’s certainly not the fact that while they both lay out grand schemes for progressive policies, Warren actually goes the extra step and includes detailed plans to pay for them, while Sanders leaves those niggling details out. Nope, it’s her advantage of two X chromosomes, the best of chromosomes.

6/17/19

There’s always Liberty University.

6/17/19

Anyone who had internet access in the early 2000's knows there is only one true folding technique.

6/14/19

Every single one. Did it ever work? No. I focused on stuff like clothes and what version of the Trapper Keeper was “important” and not on what actually was important. Lesson learned too late.

6/14/19

Fried chicken, potato salad, and macaroni and cheese are the holy trinity of food recipes that I firmly believe could heal this country’s ills.

6/13/19

Arguing that Subway is real food. Subway is a Sandwich-Like Food Product™.

6/13/19

Better than meatballs.

6/12/19

Here we see the head of Protect Our Parks offering a $10k check to stay out of the neighborhood.

6/8/19

I prefer to have the lights smeared randomly across the back of the car like boogers on a headboard.

6/7/19

Not an omelette, but I did once make a Scrambled Eggs Super Dee Dooper Dee Booper Special Deluxe, a la Peter T. Hooper.

6/6/19

All I see is American Horror Story’s resident Instagram Influencer Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt.

6/4/19

In my head while watching the vdeo:

6/4/19

6/4/19

Anker gettin’ ‘spensive.

6/3/19

*sigh*

6/3/19

the proportions are all messed up; it looks like someone digitally shrunk his head, added shoulder pads and shortened his arms. I’m not saying they did, I’m saying he naturally looks like a deepfake.