Donald Trump in heels, looking like he’s wearing his dad’s old wedding tuxedo to prom.

Give him just the right amount of color, and he could be the lead singer in a Human League cover band.

With everyone wearing shark fin hats.

Way down here you need a reason to move

Hopefully the White House.

Please let him disappear from the Game Show world. I don’t usually wax nostalgic for old white dudes, but right now it seems he’s 3/5ths of GSN’s schedule. I’d rather watch Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, oversoaked white bread milk toast Louie Anderson or even Cialis commercial prototype actor John O’Hurley.

UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It’s not.

This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.

Is that picture in the article what they really want to look like? These idiots really need to stop getting their aesthetic ideals from Cartoon Network.

...*Ahem*

Of course she knew. Nobody is dumb enough to think they can half-ass the SATs (probably guessing on many questions, leaving questions unanswered, etc.) and get a 1410 without help. She just put the thought in that part of her brain that allows people to conveniently ignore any facts or circumstances that might hurt…

Gonna use this again.  We should be using his middle name more often.  

Victory! I bet that’s almost .5% of the profits they made, and they in no way factored the possibility of these minor lawsuit payouts in their prices or P&L statements. Looks like Teva Pharmaceuticals CEO Kåre Schultz will have to settle for store-bought ice instead of pure glacier ice for the bar in his corporate jet…

Coherent?  Maybe.  Sane? No.

I wonder if the ticketing/arrest/death rate for plumbers and WalMart patrons has changed since this law was inacted? Probably not.

“Last Known Slave Ship Found in Alabama”

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