Don’t forget: this is the view of the world for a New Yorker.

Does this mean no more GoT posts anywhere, forever?!?

Undocumented immigrants contribute to higher crime rates by forcing racist Americans to resort to violence through misdirected impotent rage.

Rural people are getting the services they voted/asked for. At least they’re dying with an extra $500 in tax savings in their checking account that they won’t be paying estate tax on (not that they would anyway, but that’s what they believe.)

I can get my kids (ages 8-13) to do dishes at the kitchen sink.

The Trump Admin’s defense, in a nutshell:

That’s the face of a hot dog stand manager at a little league park, who yells at kids in a Kermit The Frog voice about not turning around when they’re standing in line during God Bless America.

I’d put one in my wheelchair-accessible A-Team GMC van.

“We’re going to work to get Donald Trump reelected, unity, and that’s primarily it, to be politically active, to bring gun-toters into the fold, to get more gun-toters to join NRA,” she told the Journal. “It’s a powerful lobby...”

It appears chicken washers are the anti-vaxers or flat-earthers of the culinary world. No “science”is going to change their mind.

So removing one privileged class and creating another.

Ugh now I remember why I never played Skyrim, it’s so boring. This is even worse: 10 minutes into the video and the most excitement is killing a single wolf 24 seconds in.

As a Sonics fan, all I can say is: Good!

This can only end with a Kool-Aid party in the jungle. 

Whoever writes the dialogue needs a tutorial on grammar.

So...bets on who’s going to play Meathead Michael?  That’s probably the most important casting decision as he was the primary driver for most of the show’s plots.  

I can see this thing sitting in the his/her garage of a fake plaster greek revival McMansion owned by a plastic surgeon next to this shit-brindle brown Youabian Puma. His custom license plate would read “LOVERMD” and hers would read “BOOBJOB.”

Let’s compare the average jail time per conviction for these cretins with the black guy caught selling Oxy (or weed) on a street corner. We should be holding professionals (MDs, cops, politicians, etc.) to a higher standard but that never turns out to be the case.  It’s like whatever oath they take to perform their…

What about this busted wagon wheel of a mess?