I just can’t help it, but every time I see Laura get ready to take care of business (be it kick ass or sex up Baron Samedi), I expect Violet Baudelaire to wrap her hair with a ribbon bow and say something like “let’s do this shit.”

I’m comfortable with a compromise that holds the Progressives in the Democratic party to the same standards that Democratic party leadership holds for itself. In the case of the DCCC, the standard appears to be, “agree with us and back our centrist candidates 100% or get cut out of the process.”

JoJo now:

100% of the extensively wordy replies to this story contain such unverifiable claims that they sound exactly like the spam emails and posts to every bullshit miracle cure post that includes text but should be flagged as SPAM like (CURE EVERYTHING! FIND OUT MORE! AT! (her.bal_cureFore.EVERY_THING,rocks) remove. and _…

Both bow before the Super Rope!

So...a four-door CRX?

Speaking of hands: at least Beto never runs out of Fake Bake Flawless Self Tan Liquid mid-application right before a presser so he has to go out looking like a 2-tone jalopy.

But what about the DJ?

The More You Spend, the More You Save

The More You Spend, the More You Save

Hey I just serve you

I imagine Trump’s Presidential “Library” will be as accurate and presidential as this, if he stays out of prison:

Trump’s library will hopefully be something closer to this:

Everyone he tipped gets to keep the money, but should also be fired, prosecuted and told they’re subject to a civil suit for over-serving an obviously impaired customer via dram shop laws, and the bar should lose its liquor license for allowing it to happen.

Remember when the Feds were in the business of shutting down fledgling auto industry disruptors instead of propping them up? Preston Tucker does.

This just in: Fox News host Pete Hegseth doesn’t believe in God, angels or air.

How durable are solar panels nowadays, against things like door dings and errant shopping carts? Am I going to have to replace the panels on the doors and quarter panels after every trip to the grocery store/mall/airport parking lot, or park this thing at the far end of the parking lot or across two handicapped spaces …

What is going on that every one of the worst Republicans to come up in the last few months looks like a gouty, stubbed big toe that lost its nail?

I enjoy reading these just to see what people think “my price range” is.

I enjoy reading these just to see what people think “my price range” is.

It tickles my funny bone, too.