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Gin and Panic
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Here we see the head of Protect Our Parks offering a $10k check to stay out of the neighborhood.

I prefer to have the lights smeared randomly across the back of the car like boogers on a headboard.

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Not an omelette, but I did once make a Scrambled Eggs Super Dee Dooper Dee Booper Special Deluxe, a la Peter T. Hooper.

All I see is American Horror Story’s resident Instagram Influencer Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt.

Anker gettin’ ‘spensive.  

Anker gettin’ ‘spensive.  

*sigh*

the proportions are all messed up; it looks like someone digitally shrunk his head, added shoulder pads and shortened his arms. I’m not saying they did, I’m saying he naturally looks like a deepfake.

Donald Trump in heels, looking like he’s wearing his dad’s old wedding tuxedo to prom.

Give him just the right amount of color, and he could be the lead singer in a Human League cover band.

Hopefully the White House.

Please let him disappear from the Game Show world. I don’t usually wax nostalgic for old white dudes, but right now it seems he’s 3/5ths of GSN’s schedule. I’d rather watch Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, oversoaked white bread milk toast Louie Anderson or even Cialis commercial prototype actor John O’Hurley.

UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It’s not.

This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.

Is that picture in the article what they really want to look like? These idiots really need to stop getting their aesthetic ideals from Cartoon Network.