Not an omelette, but I did once make a Scrambled Eggs Super Dee Dooper Dee Booper Special Deluxe, a la Peter T. Hooper.
In my head while watching the vdeo:
Anker gettin’ ‘spensive.
Anker gettin’ ‘spensive.
Donald Trump in heels, looking like he’s wearing his dad’s old wedding tuxedo to prom.
With everyone wearing shark fin hats.
Way down here you need a reason to move
Hopefully the White House.
Please let him disappear from the Game Show world. I don’t usually wax nostalgic for old white dudes, but right now it seems he’s 3/5ths of GSN’s schedule. I’d rather watch Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, oversoaked white bread milk toast Louie Anderson or even Cialis commercial prototype actor John O’Hurley.
UNLESS someone like you
cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better.
It’s not.
This is what you get when you let someone accustomed to applying their “Art of the Deal” tactics to Monopoly games, play in the real world: humans die.