...*Ahem*

Of course she knew. Nobody is dumb enough to think they can half-ass the SATs (probably guessing on many questions, leaving questions unanswered, etc.) and get a 1410 without help. She just put the thought in that part of her brain that allows people to conveniently ignore any facts or circumstances that might hurt…

Gonna use this again.  We should be using his middle name more often.  

Victory! I bet that’s almost .5% of the profits they made, and they in no way factored the possibility of these minor lawsuit payouts in their prices or P&L statements. Looks like Teva Pharmaceuticals CEO Kåre Schultz will have to settle for store-bought ice instead of pure glacier ice for the bar in his corporate jet…

Coherent?  Maybe.  Sane? No.

I wonder if the ticketing/arrest/death rate for plumbers and WalMart patrons has changed since this law was inacted? Probably not.

“Last Known Slave Ship Found in Alabama”

Seen around the web:

Don’t forget: this is the view of the world for a New Yorker.

Does this mean no more GoT posts anywhere, forever?!?

Undocumented immigrants contribute to higher crime rates by forcing racist Americans to resort to violence through misdirected impotent rage.

Rural people are getting the services they voted/asked for. At least they’re dying with an extra $500 in tax savings in their checking account that they won’t be paying estate tax on (not that they would anyway, but that’s what they believe.)

I can get my kids (ages 8-13) to do dishes at the kitchen sink.

The Trump Admin’s defense, in a nutshell:

That’s the face of a hot dog stand manager at a little league park, who yells at kids in a Kermit The Frog voice about not turning around when they’re standing in line during God Bless America.

I’d put one in my wheelchair-accessible A-Team GMC van.

“We’re going to work to get Donald Trump reelected, unity, and that’s primarily it, to be politically active, to bring gun-toters into the fold, to get more gun-toters to join NRA,” she told the Journal. “It’s a powerful lobby...”

It appears chicken washers are the anti-vaxers or flat-earthers of the culinary world. No “science”is going to change their mind.