I imagine Trump’s Presidential “Library” will be as accurate and presidential as this, if he stays out of prison:

Trump’s library will hopefully be something closer to this:

Everyone he tipped gets to keep the money, but should also be fired, prosecuted and told they’re subject to a civil suit for over-serving an obviously impaired customer via dram shop laws, and the bar should lose its liquor license for allowing it to happen.

Remember when the Feds were in the business of shutting down fledgling auto industry disruptors instead of propping them up? Preston Tucker does.

This just in: Fox News host Pete Hegseth doesn’t believe in God, angels or air.

How durable are solar panels nowadays, against things like door dings and errant shopping carts? Am I going to have to replace the panels on the doors and quarter panels after every trip to the grocery store/mall/airport parking lot, or park this thing at the far end of the parking lot or across two handicapped spaces …

What is going on that every one of the worst Republicans to come up in the last few months looks like a gouty, stubbed big toe that lost its nail?

I enjoy reading these just to see what people think “my price range” is.

I enjoy reading these just to see what people think “my price range” is.

It tickles my funny bone, too.

You just have to drive on a track/road with these:

I would be extatic to see Bezos “Peter Thiel” the Enquirer.

As progressive as Europe is in most respects, they still have a way to go in others.

As a WSU alumni, I’m 100% not surprised this Cougar choked so easily. 

Leave it to a formerly life-long Republican to create the crappiest racist scandal for the Democrats.

Romilda Vane Helles. So strong you’ll probably fall in love with the wrong girl.

Make mine a double Aunt Clara.

I didn’t care one way or the other about cola until I saw the defensive Cokeheads getting upset about a publicity stunt that provided 130k meals to charity. Now I see why Pepsi has always taken the “scrappy underdog” role against the might of what is essentially a marketing company that also sells soda.  Joan was…

Have you checked out her work at Seattle’s alt paper, The Stranger? We were Lindy fans before it was cool.