My price range is “big-ass wool coat donated by your granddad’s estate to the local thrift shop.”

My price range is “big-ass wool coat donated by your granddad’s estate to the local thrift shop.”

Here’s my “new improved” experience. You’ll notice the ad at the bottom comes through just fine. The content: not so much.

You’re lucky you’re seeing anything at all. All I’m getting are the pictures and no headlines or text.  I have to decide whether I want to read an article based on the picture, like when I used to pick out books in elementary school. 

Depending on which way Christie falls, you might just get a double elimination.

Now I have a new favorite gif for MRAs.

It trickled down, all right.

Every time anyone posts their exhaustive skincare routine, I’m transported back to spring of 2000 and, coincidentally, another 20-something New Yorker. Especially when they say, “no alcohol.”

Screaming “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!” from inside your barricaded office with full-on coke nose.

To everyone talking about their cop car range anxiety; you have nothing to worry about.

Offer him $5 down and $1 a year for 5.7 billion years. 

I never got beyond playing against AI because it was too stressful to think about wading in to competitive play and being responsible for loss after loss while I learned how to play against actual people.

You don’t get out of jail the same way you get out of the army.

He was a Yale legacy admit who wanted to be a writer but flopped out because he couldn’t be bothered to write 500 words/day for his fiction class. His guidance counselor told him finance was easier, so got hired into a cushy money management job by his daddy’s friends at N M Rothschild & Sons. He’s as self-made as…

Sounds like Trump is offering to “work along” and let furloughed federal employees move in to any Trump property rent-free for the duration of the shut down?

Also, time to update the old Mittens Romney meme:

Three off-roaders doing the work of one Tesla and a decent set of snow tires/chains.

Time for every temporarily embarrassed billionaire who will never be impacted by a wealth tax (except maybe to benefit from it) to come in and tell us why it’s so unfair to the people they wish they were.

“My vote won’t make a difference or change the outcome, so I’m going to make a protest vote for Jill Stein.”

I don’t usually dismiss replies because I don’t always have the best social radar. This dullard showing up recently was an easy catch, even for me.

Or how about just riding their bikes down the street?