To everyone talking about their cop car range anxiety; you have nothing to worry about.

Offer him $5 down and $1 a year for 5.7 billion years. 

I never got beyond playing against AI because it was too stressful to think about wading in to competitive play and being responsible for loss after loss while I learned how to play against actual people.

You don’t get out of jail the same way you get out of the army.

He was a Yale legacy admit who wanted to be a writer but flopped out because he couldn’t be bothered to write 500 words/day for his fiction class. His guidance counselor told him finance was easier, so got hired into a cushy money management job by his daddy’s friends at N M Rothschild & Sons. He’s as self-made as…

Sounds like Trump is offering to “work along” and let furloughed federal employees move in to any Trump property rent-free for the duration of the shut down?

Also, time to update the old Mittens Romney meme:

Three off-roaders doing the work of one Tesla and a decent set of snow tires/chains.

Time for every temporarily embarrassed billionaire who will never be impacted by a wealth tax (except maybe to benefit from it) to come in and tell us why it’s so unfair to the people they wish they were.

“My vote won’t make a difference or change the outcome, so I’m going to make a protest vote for Jill Stein.”

I don’t usually dismiss replies because I don’t always have the best social radar. This dullard showing up recently was an easy catch, even for me.

Or how about just riding their bikes down the street?

Now you gone and done it.

They think exactly what you would expect them to: they love it. Another masterstroke from the smartest man in the world.

Carson is “influencer” Coco from AHS Apocalypse.

Which doesn’t mean she’s actually changed personally on the issue, she’s probably still fine with bigots and thinks that “government shouldn’t choose sides,” which is bullshit.

What a dumbass. Any evangelical pastor worth his pulpit should be able to convince his congregation that “God personally told him he needs a new Cadillac and a Gulfstream” or that God spoke to him in a dream and said if he “didn’t raise $50K for the ‘send Pastor to Hawaii on vacation fund’ he’d die in his sleep” and…

Also known as “The New York Jets offence”

Trump talking about the wall today: “Name it ‘Peaches.’ I don’t care what they name it. But we need money for that barrier.”