Always a favorite.

This has been casually observed for years now.

We can sell 80 percent of the screen WITHOUT inducing seizures!

Can someone Photoshop “Now entering 2019" or “2019 this exit” so we can get an update on this meme:

Dear rep. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: I know it makes me a creep and I don’t care. A strong woman who knows what’s what; what could be better? 

Henchman 21 crossover.

How often are prisoners allowed visits? Because I’d sign up to be a part of a rotating group that volunteered to visit this asshole every day in prison just so he could be reminded what he was in for.

She’s only 29; you’ll have to wait until 2028 because our founders thought only old (white) men should be president.

Good non-call, because at 29 she isn’t eligible to be President until the 2028 election.

I never wear a coat in the snow if I’m, say, shoveling or doing other hard work. Building an igloo is hard work, and it’s easy to get overheated if the sun’s out and it’s only just below freezing. The gloves are just for handling snow.

He’s not even as good as the typical Rev. Dr. DollaDolla Bill Holyghost, Esq. because at least they front enough to get a lease signed on a building with a hand-painted “Fire Baptized Church of the Prosperity Gospel” sign up, even if it’s an old, abandoned Wigs-n-Things storefront with folding chairs and a card table…

I wonder if instead of “Mongolian” she meant “Mongoloid?” Because I don’t understand how Spanish could be said to “sound like” a Ural-Altaic language.

I got a little gurgle in my tummy, it’s a really rumble-ing
Want to go to a restaurant baby, eat a little something
But each time I’m seated, I get the same old thing
Always so touchy, so feely before I get my appetizing
My server my waitress, don’t put your hands upon myself
Salty said just bring me my food and keep your…

If you’re going to buy a Geo, get that manual Storm in black/grey. Mine was just like this, and I’d still be driving it today if I hadn’t been t-boned by a drunk driver. Hatch with enough space for groceries and, while not a track car, still fun to drive because it weighed almost as much as I did.

Any excuse for Pickle Surprise.

Could, but won’t.

It’s pretty telling about the residents of small towns like these that so many business failures are attributed to gun violence, drugs, corruption, superstition and “hauntings,’ while the largest run down buildings appear to be the schools and the largest, nicest and most modern buildings are the churches.

Let’s see if I can get the talking point right: