Phish, recently. There is a ridiculous amount of material to choose from.

“LaVar Ball collapses unto itself, forming nearest observable Supermassive Black Hole.”

Little Caeser’s $6 Pepperoni (ExtraMostBestest is what they call it) is actually decent and well worth it for just an extra buck.

And all it took was getting Niko punched in the face and surrounding him with the ghost of an NBA roster. Long live garpax!

I’ve often wondered about this, and anytime I’ve encountered it, I’d pass. At this point, it’s probably too ingrained in me to change. Picky about deli meats.

“I only read books that are less than one page, like my playbook”

I could listen to Bill Walton call a chess match.

We’ve truly reached a special fucking place in our society. I hope a comet or meteor comes along to rectify things.

That Kanye thing happened like 10 years ago...

My favorite Bulls fight is still Paxson v. Del Negro, followed closely by GarPax v. Basic understanding of how to build an NBA roster.

Kudos to this writer for having the strength to restrain himself. Unbelievable.

Nice that he got the boot from the school, but the punishment for doing something like this should be exactly what it is in genuine instances- hate crime. There should be no exceptions.

Damn it. I loved watching him pitch, even against my favorite team. Terrible for his family.

SI taking the radical step that ESPN will not by acknowledging that there is, in fact, a thing known as a “Chicago White Sox” by virtue of picking them to not win the division.

Guess I just don’t see the point in doing that.

Good to see Giordano’s get high marks. Fuck Malnati’s.

This is disgusting. The original reaction of the university is just as appalling. I hate to speculate, but I imagine the parents probably feel like their little princess was somehow wronged, and blame the roommate. Hopefully that is not the case (yeah, right).

Why would you make that comment?

Well, at least he made contact.

Looking forward to this once I’m done with work today.