...and every bounce went not our way...

or a laser.

They would be FORCED to mention it if the Astros and Cubs were this year’s entrants...wouldn’t they...?

#3 must have been something horrible like maggot orgies for you not to include it.

Crazy eyes.

That godawful Pharrell song should be listed twice, and also placed higher on the list. Fuck that song. Other than that, I agree with this list.

Won’t be long before umps are wearing some sort of HUD in an effort to pacify people calling for robot umps.

At Wendy’s.

Who is Lena Dunham?

You leave Farmio alone.

Phil! Come do the Bulls next!

I wouldn’t call Jordan/Pippen “two of it’s (NBA’s) three current most marketable stars” anymore.

Pudge was modeled after the Abomination Mancubus unit...

A quick check of Stubhub shows you can grab a seat ranging from $9-$33 (lowest available) for games at Yankee Stadium this season. The most expensive games start at $26 (Red Sox) and $33 (Mets). Tickets against Cleveland, Baltimore, Tampa Bay, Detroit, Toronto (and probably other teams) start at $10. I know those…

Are guardian angles acute or obtuse? :)

3 of his games this year have been against the White Sox, so the jury is still out.

Jake Utler

Probably the last time anyone cared about wrestling was 1979.

I get the feeling that a good chunk of people shooting up in the air don’t realize/comprehend this.