I have no idea whether you’re right or wrong, but I do feel obliged to inform you that Orville bros invading every Discovery-related thread to preach their gospel are extremely obnoxious, and not making me any more likely to watch that show.

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Looks like Barkley’s golf swing...

If he did do some of those things he’s clearly horrible, but “my wages to do a nude scene weren’t as high as I would like” is a really lukewarm inclusion in this.

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Georgiou is 100% going to be the Emperor. Like, that’s gotta be it, right?

I even like the show, but people need to STFU about how it’s more “Star Trek” than Discovery. They are both Star Trek, Orville is just more TNG while Discovery is closer to DS9.

Except, of course, that Galaxy Quest was actually funny. I couldn’t even make it through the first ten minutes of Orville. Excruciating.

If you keep encouraging Seth McFarland, he’s not going to stop.

Agreed, every time the ask me if I want to upgrade I say yes. The extra pepperoni and cheese makes a world of difference.

Kotaku should be covered in honey and dumped in a pit full of fire ants.

I do not think that means what you think that means.

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it’s not about preserving the “beautiful nature,” it’s about further destruction of habitat.

The shrike thanks you for your addition of deadly spikes to their trees. Now instead of just bird poop on your cars, you’ll have bird poop, insect guts, and possibly vermin blood.

Oh shit. Remember when that article about him punching out an Uber driver because the guy was a Trump supporter and this website thought that was awesome?

When I saw that glowing light coming from what appears to be the heavens, I thought maybe Tim Tebow got a new gig.

I feel like Trump would have known that BEFORE hand and still killed them but we only find out afterwards.

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...