Business Dolphin 2020

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Looks like Barkley’s golf swing...

If he did do some of those things he’s clearly horrible, but “my wages to do a nude scene weren’t as high as I would like” is a really lukewarm inclusion in this.

Black Hole Formerly Known as Lavar Ball Devours Sun, Tells Earth Residents Complaining of Dark and Cold to ‘Stay in Your Lane’

Agreed, every time the ask me if I want to upgrade I say yes. The extra pepperoni and cheese makes a world of difference.

Kotaku should be covered in honey and dumped in a pit full of fire ants.

I do not think that means what you think that means.

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Oh shit. Remember when that article about him punching out an Uber driver because the guy was a Trump supporter and this website thought that was awesome?

When I saw that glowing light coming from what appears to be the heavens, I thought maybe Tim Tebow got a new gig.

I feel like Trump would have known that BEFORE hand and still killed them but we only find out afterwards.

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...

Remember ladies and gents. The times that consent can be revoked are before or during, not after. There is no consent takebacks a week later when you realize that he or she isn’t interested in dating you.

The frustrating thing about the Thibs vs. GarPax feud was that there was no one to root for in that fight. You’ve got one side that’s right about most things, but SUPER wrong about one thing (Thibs), and the other side right about that one thing but wrong about just about everything else.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

At the risk of sounding like an insensitive jerk....

As someone who was brutally and ruthlessly bullied from 3rd-8th grade - I was told it was my fault for not giving the other kids a chance. How could I give them a chance when I was under attack for things that were out of my control?

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.