I’ve been a bridesmaid twice. First time was just after college, for friends (both bride and groom!) it was awesome. Second was for my sister who literally screamed at me when I was trying to take pictures of her for my family, since my husband was in Iraq and my stepson couldn’t get out of National Guard drill to…

Must. Be. Posted. “Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.”

This is like so many of my ex-in-laws that kept having babies until they got a boy. Jeebus tap-dancing Christ on a cracker.

I cannot even with that story. Kneel for my lighting. JFC.

So, ranting and binge drinking and calling the co-parent of your children names in public/to the press is how you “go with it” Madge!?!?!! Ugh.

Yes, you know what a hostage would say if they are being held hostage?

I swear, the Target brand ultra soft tissues are Kleenex in a generic box.

This whole shtick by Alba makes me insane. I never have and never will buy “Honest” products, but I saw some TP on the bottom of a cart in a corral at Target once, about five carts in, and it was “Honest” TP. Yep, I took it. It was really poor quality, actually.

Well, goddamn, who is Cheryl Hines? Now I'm thinking of Gregory Hines, who was an amazing tap dancer and choreographer. What are we talking about?

I seriously read about people *suddenly* having a reaction to Tide. I don't use it. I never thought of making my own detergent. I use Gain, hope I don't suddenly have a reaction to that!

Thanks. And yes, he can.

Hey, dear. No shaming (I hope it wasn’t implied.) I have my own demons to worry about and have no time to judge. We do what we do to get through. All these months of struggle after Mr. WIn left me, vodka is my friend. And that needs to chill out some. So, we are all our own worst enemies, basically.

Chritter, you said everything I wanted to say. (Except the drag off the cancer stick. I can't inhale and I hate the damn smell.)

Hmm. Good point. But how would they know? And how would they get to the top of the shaft without the elevators? And is the roof access open? Does the elevator access the roof? And what other access did/can they use? I thought the roof accesses usually were not unlocked (like from a staircase or whatever.). I mean,…

^^^This. Wouldn’t a safety default on elevators be to have them stopped at a certain floor (like, I don’t know, the ground floor!?) with the doors locked open and then disabled from use? Common sense? Jeebus tap dancing Christ. This poor woman, how terrifying. The POS elevator at my work only goes between the basement…

Bullshit.

I had mine done in ‘13 and it was $20,000+. Thank god my insurance paid it. I have some awesome expensive tits. (It was the best thing I've ever done for myself.)

They won’t pay!? Have you had PT for neck/shoulder/back issues? I had PT for my back and shoulders twice and the insurance approved my reduction on the first request (thank god.) Best freaking thing I’ve ever done for myself. I so hope you get approved.