I know. I watched it and thought, “Noooooooooooo!”

You made me laugh, then I cried.

Hey, now, it takes a lot of effort to take off those diamonds, if they have the screw-on backs!

If I, an olde with a graduating hs class of 107 know this, this lil lady is a sad poseur.

I thought you were supposed to hand your earrings to your friend, so you could go crazy? Wtf do I know, though, I'm from the Midwest.

Chew glass? Run screaming into the night?

Well, yep, as far as I know. I’ve been a die hard All Blacks fan for years, so I mostly follow them. They are World Cup champs for 2011 AND 2015. (Held every four years.) my stepson played rugby in college and that is where I got turned on to it.

I get that for sure, I just don’t want work to get you down when everything else is pretty much coming up Milhouse!

D’aw! Judgey cat! Sounds like you have much to celebrate, Butter, so I hope you do! Friend moving closer is awesome. And day off is awesome.

Oh. Dang.

Are these like the “Electric Slide?” Yeah, I'm olde.

I got nothing but respect. You deserve a bonus. Every day. Forever.

Oh, wow. Been there recently. I had to borrow from my parents for my lawyer, and I may have to again. But it’s 100% worth it to have a good lawyer, who knows the local courts, on your side. So, go with that.

You sound so awesome! Funny and good makeup, I know a girl like that and I think I need to tell her so. :-)

I am an amazing auntie and we are way too cool to have time for this ish. In fact, Lucifer would probably be a real cool uncle, too!

Awesome.

I was trying to avoid this, but now all bets are off . . .

I thank you. As a Lutheran raised, current agnostic-at-best, I really like to learn from commenters around here. I never would have learned this without you or The Noble Renard.

Who does the funerals? I'm so confused.

Wah wah.