TBH, I’m on the border with MN and I think the “Welcomes You” (font) is actually part of the sign. (IDK, I never really look at it, but I will next time.)

Exactly. Despite the “Scandinavian” heritage in Minnesota, there is plenty of diversity in the TC area!

I went in on the regular to get food wrappers, etc. out, after that one time I found a moldy water bottle (the refillable kind) that had held a stash of chocolate milk (gag.)

Preach. My son would grab a half-full gallon of milk and assorted snacks and vanish into his room to play Playstation. And the day I discovered he was regularly eating two lunches, etc. at school . . . I always wondered why his lunch account ran out so fast! (He played sports and was growing to his height of 6’4”!)

California doesn't recognize common law marriage. Only eight states do: http://www.ncsl.org/research/human…

How gauche!

Priorities!

Yup. I have a glass of wine already. It’s 10:46am.

Cannot unsee!

I am alone this Christmas. My husband has filed for divorce. On 9/28 everything was aces, 10/6 he picked a fight and left. He won't talk to me. We've had issues for a while, but I never thought he'd leave after 19 years together - without a word. I've been mostly okay today. I did laundry and ate some good food, but…

White Christmas is my first favorite (it’s cheesy and implausible, but I love it and my sister and I always sing “Sisters” to each other!)

I flew over Texas (El Paso to Dallas) and THAT was long and boring (and bumpy, oh God, small jet.)

My son’s birthday is 10/29 and we had some awesome Halloween birthday parties for him! MOAR costumes and fun!

Yes. But I need to add her hair color is trash and her lip color is worse.

Dear (apparently, because you won’t talk to me) Ex-Mr. WIn: we’ve been together for 19 years, married for 17. You filed for divorce less than a month after our one-and-only marital counseling session. Your first wife filed for divorce. I filed for legal separation one day before you filed for divorce, just to get some…

Oh, your lady parts hurt? Have babby.

I organized my husband’s medical records for his VA disability claim by date (37 years worth) then by color code for different system affected? It’s logical and easy to make sense out of?

It is all the cringes. He is a fool, they don’t have anyone immediately attending to the ladies. It. Is. So. Badly. Done. And then they take the crown off Miss Colombia. Heartbreaking. Just, #YouHadOneJob!

My door is open, how else do the cats get in and out?

I was visiting a dear friend who had a 4 y.o. And 1 y.o. At the time, and she took time out from the visit to give them a bath and get them tucked in for the night. Suddenly from the bathroom I hear, “Wait, stop! No, my GOD, DONT DRINK THAT YOULL GET DYSENTERY!” 😭