THIS. Both sides can be wrong. I have friends that are “no-shoes.” I bring little slippers or clean socks or wear socks on purpose. I am also diabetic, so I’m supposed to be careful of my feet (screw that, I’ll go barefoot all day long at my own place, but my feet can be extremely dry, sensitive sometimes, whatever)…

I think you have to let people know it's a no shoe house. Let me at least bring socks or little slippers and have a pedi first!

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Ugh, me, too. My bastard husband walked out on me after almost 20 years together.

Indefinite maintenance payments are the best revenge. (Aka “alimony.”)

Well, when you're going through hell, keep on going.

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

“Publicized” by McDonald’s. And, Google. Everyone can fucking Google. How long have you worked PR for Mickey D’s?,

Ugh, I’m so sorry. But I am glad you are defending her. There are SO MANY Darwin Award candidates out there, but this lady was not, nor ever was, one of them. McDonald’s purposely set their coffee brewer so hot to get every bit of brewed coffee out of the grounds and this woman suffered so terribly because of it. Third…

STOP USING PROPLE AS YOUR PROPS, GAGA.

Omg, thank you for this. The poor McDonald’s coffee lady has taken WAY too much abuse. Her suit was completely legit, I studied it in Torts in law school. Damn, can the record just be clear for her!? McDonald’s was reckless with the coffee temperature to get more coffee out of the grounds. She had third degree burns!…

Yep. Came here to make the same comment. I'm flabbergasted.

Lawyer?

I've been with my (apparently, soon be be ex-) husband since I was 23 and have no hook up stories, not even from college. Maybe I need to go out and make some memories.

W-S, I'm sure, sells curated, plank-smoked dick for $199.99 an ounce.