I once worked with people freaking obsessed with their Weight Watchers and diets and points and they. would. not. shut. up. about. their. diets. Worse, they would food police everyone, “Is that all you’re having for lunch?” “Oh, I couldn’t eat that!” Blah. Blah. Blah. and they never, ever met their goal weight. I…

At first I treated my little grand baby like porcelain, then I discovered that she really, truly wanted to be swaddled and snuggled and after that I made a mean baby burrito. And all the snuggles!

Goddammit, Wisconsin. My lease is up in July. See ya.

Clcs, I’m so sorry. I thought so. Which makes your donation so meaningful. I am in the, well, semi-liberal Midwest US, and access in my state is threatened. Thanks (for nothing, jackass) Scott Walker! Wish I had neck punched you when I had the chance in 2014, dipshit!

Don't women in Ireland have a particularly hard time accessing abortion, even for medical necessity? I wish I had $5 a month to donate, and I applaud you for your donation.

I'll be alone for Thanksgiving, and now I may have to have nachos for dinner. Sounds good!

Don't even have it in me to be cynical about this. George and his restaurant are awesome. I think this is one of the kindest things I've heard this Thanksgiving. Wish I lived in Michigan.

That Jello cake better have the Cool Whip on top. That is some once a year disgusting, delicious stuff. That's all I'm saying. (Do we have the same aunt?)

I am, I am working my (semi-crappy) call-center second job. I filed for legal separation last week. The day after I filed, my husband filed for divorce. This is not my best Thanksgiving. But I only work six hours tomorrow and i get holiday pay. So that’s something. Wishing you the best, healing and a peaceful day.

Thanksgiving miracle!!! Yay!!! *claps wildly*

She is beautifully singing what my soul is screaming to my estranged husband.

My grandmother to me, admiringly, Your cousin [Methhead] is so slender!”

Jesus Christ. My MIL is why I had three flower girls. My mom handmade all of those dresses. I filed for legal separation yesterday. Fuck that family. (Except my stepkids. They are awesome.)

“Counselor, you have to ask questions, not just point at the defendant’s wallet.”

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

Ha! I was on a library board for years. Those bags are revenue, baby! Also, we loved fines. More revenue. (We did have an amnesty period once a year, too. Like donate some food for the food shelf and we’ll wipe out your fines.)

I can’t believe those boys were out muddin’ Theys dressed up like they was goin’ to the WalMart!

How about tire tracks into the pond?

You are wonderful. ^^^^^^THIS^^^^^