A friend of mine, who was contemplating divorce so much she actually had the papers drawn up, posted the umbrella image about a year later. All I could do was

To be fair, the carpet in question:

I carried up about seven bags yesterday from the shit garage at my shit apartment and then up the three floors to my place. I refuse to do two trips and I was out of a lot of staples. I thought I was going to die, it was so heavy. I'm lucky I could buy it and transport it but I get you. Carrying things is hard (ask me…

So, you had the time and the transportation to go to Trader Joe’s every day. Lucky you.

I work about seven miles from home (yay!) but I live in the Midwest, and we have no public transportation in my (tiny) city. There is a taxi that can run between my home and work, and I took the job because my husband and I have only one car (he has a car for work, it cannot be used for anything personal) and I wanted…

I’m an attorney, too. (Non-practicing) This is why everyone hates us all. (And why I quit it, dealing with assholes all day, every day.)

Cannot unsee. Goddammit.

Really? She just started that labor in U.S. Airspace? Wat.

Well, I just ordered it and two more colors. I must throw out my old makeup. It's time to winnow and upgrade.

Someone in the town I work in, along a beautiful river, had their cat in a boat over the 4th of July weekend. The cat ran off of the boat at the marina and was lost, because it got scared of the fireworks. Poor cat.

On behalf of all women everywhere, I hope he gets a UTI and knows how awful it is. Because that time I almost broadsided a car on the way home from the pharmacy, totally justified . . .

Can we all just agree that when someone says, “It’s just business,” or any equivalent thereof, they are about to say something morally indefensible? Okay? Okay.

D) reminds me of a story I heard once.

Yeah. I’ve been around Jezebel for a loonngg time (racist old me) but have never been ungreyed since the Kinja-ing. Seriously, it’s rilly annoying. Oh well.

Aw, goddamit, I outed myself. :-(

I have read the book three times and have zero recollection of Mindy Park being a Korean-American. The cast change to Vincent Kapoor . . . Yes, noticeable. I,guess I just must be a tone deaf idiot.

I know. :-(

I doubt it. These people are invested now, in many ways. And they have more money than most to keep on with.