Over half of that poor kid’s blood was alcohol. How is that even possible!? They must have poured it down his throat at some point.

Neanderthal forehead PLUS “no teefs” face.

GODDAMMIT MATT DAMON. Just shut up. Shhhh.

If he drives slow in the driveway.

Haven't practiced in torts for a long time, but I got the CALI for Torts I. Battery, right there. Solid case.

She is savvy or cunning, not smart. No words for brother who is basically just screaming, “Look at me!”

^^^^^^THIS.

Wearing a towel and smug about it.

Those towels sound lovely. I just got new 100% organic cotton sheets. Towels are next on the list. Yours sound great!

I love “Bookman” and “Garamond.” I use “Arial” all the time at work. I don't mind this size (I'm olde) BUT WHAT IS THIS AWFUL FONT!?!?

I am an “office coordinator” for a church (aka church secretary) and we use “Arial” and other sans serif fonts almost all of the time. This new Gawker/Jezebel font frightens and confuses me. I don’t like it.

I am very late, but I intend to buy myself new towels and I will buy all white so I can bleach the hell out of them. Did you do the same? What did you get?!

Did that once in my pajama pants. Face first into my dresser. Now I cut off all my pajamas into Capri length and never tripped again!

I loved “Wayward Pines.” I hope you like it!

Is math ever taught without prayer!?

I love you.

Really. Can I PLEASE be ungreyed now? PRETTY PLEASE!?!?!?

Holy cow, I posted the yip yips — can I be ungreyed NOW!?!?! Please!?

Thank you! 😏

Ah hah, ah hah ah hah.